The Incorrigibles are a small (but vocal) group of devoted Logan Lusters who sole job is to please the Lord of Leather himself. Their territory includes the kingdom of Nothville & the empire of Bageldom. The following are charter members of the clan o' the Incorrigibles:

Queen o' the Incorrigibles--assists the King in various unmentionable duties

Secretary/Personal Attache--brings all correspondence to & from the King & approves all visitors

Head of Security--watches the King's behind at all times

Femme Fatale--entertains the King

Head Chef--serves pleasing delights to the King

Protector of the Family Jewels--watches the King's front at all times

Purveyor of the Plaid Palace--aids the King in "purveying" whatever it is he needs "purveyed"

Our sLogan is--We're so bad, but we do it so well!

Our motto is--All Chris, all the time!

These are our humble versions of the ABC's--

The Queen's Version--
A is for his absolute attitude
B is for his bodacious butt (& the rest of him ain't half bad, either)
C is for his catly cockiness
D is for his debonair delights
E is for his energizing efficiency
F is for his feisty fruggin'
G is for his godly guise
H is for his hormonal heat
I is for his intelligent influence
J is for his jesterly jabs
K is for his kinky kingliness
L is for his lusty libido
M is for his mischievous mirth
N is for his nubile naughtiness
O is for his opinionated openings
P is for his princely plaid
Q is for his questioning quips
R is for his randy rubs
S is for his smiling sexiness
T is for his torrential temper
U is for his unbelievable undies
V is for his virile vulnerability
W is for his wicked walk
X is for his x-cellancy
Y is for his youthful yearnings
Z is for his Zeuslike Zen

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The Head Chef's Contribution:

A is for his arms which I like to feel around me
B is for his butt which I like to grab!
C is for charisma which he is full of
D is for delectable, delightful & delicious
E is for endowed of which I'm sure he is!  (see why we're the Incorrigibles!)
F is for farenheit--my temp goes up thinking about him!
G is for great in bed which he probably is!
H is for his dark & wavy hair
I is for integrity which he has a lot of
J is for justice which he wants to prevail
K is for kiss--long, deep & wet
L is for lips which I want to kiss!
M is for mercy which I scream for in ecstasy!
N is for nose--it fits his face!
O is for order which he works so hard to keep
P is for plaid which he wears well!
Q is for qualified for any job!
R is for Romeo--a lover
S is for sexy--no explanation needed!
T is for temper--explosive!
U is for undress which I'd like to watch him do!
V is for vain--he knows he's hot!
W is for want--all the ladies desire him!
X is for x-trodinary in every way
Y is for Yankees--his favorite baseball team
Z is for Zeus--he's a Greek god in his own right!

The Femme Fatale's Observations--

A is for abdomen--Mikey's cute little tummy
B is for beep me if you need me
C is for compassionate
D is for delicious which I think he is
E is for "everthing he does to me"
F is for how f***ing good he is
G is for guns--the one he uses on the job & the one he uses on me!
H is for handcuffs (no explanation necessary)
I is for incredible which he tells me I am
J is for Jesus!!!!!
K is for kill which he'd do to protect me
L is for lover
M is for Mike which I cry out late at night
N is for never putting me down
O is for older (than me)
P is for plaid which drives my man mad
Q is for queen which is what he treats me like
R is for a really great time
S is for super smart & sometimes sarcastice
T is for tender
U is for unbelievable
V is for violent (not to me, of course)
W is for why don't we get married?
X is for X-Files which we watch all the time
Y is for yes, I'll marry you
Z is for ZZZZZ's which we're too "busy" to catch...

A is for his awesome abs (which we don't get to see enough of)
B is for his blue plaid ties (which match my blue plaid shorts!)
C is for his cockeyed grin 
D is for his delectable derrierre
E is for his endless enthusiasm & energy
F is for his fearless flock (that's us!)
G is for the God-perfect man he is
H is for his hazelly eyes
I is for his group of Incorrigibles (us again!)
J is for his leather jacket (which better make an appearance in    Exiled!)
K is for his kind-hearted soul
L is for his luscious locks of hair (especially the one that falls across    his forehead)
M is for magnificent
N is for his nose which looks sexy on him
O is for the other things I can't even begin to cover here
P is for the plaid he wears so well
Q is for his quirky sense of humor
R is for the raunchiness he brings out of us
S is for his sizzling sexuality
T is for all his other ties
U is for my undying devotion to him 
V is for the voice that melts butter
W is for What a man!
X is for x-rated (my thoughts about him!)
Y is for yowza!
Z is for the zest & zealousness he puts into all his activities 

A is for his arms (he actually has them)
B is for bagels & burritos
C is for calm & collective (sometimes)
D is for dashing & debonair
E is for excellent eyes
F is for FINE
G is for gentleman
H is for hotty with the body
I is for intelligent
J is for joker
K is for kind
L is for lover not a fighter
M is for Max's main man
N is for naughty but nice
O is for OH OH OH
P is for politician puncher
Q is for quick wit
R is for rough & ready
S is for spiked haired Mikey
T is for tough teddy bear
U is for unbelievable
V is for vocal
W is for weak in the knees
X is for x-rated
Y is for your place or mine
Z is for Zelda's boy