From the Purveyor of Perfect Plaid to Particular People

A is for Adorable, especially when he smiles
B is for Backside, in tight blue jeans
C is for Charisma, all eyes on him
D is for Dashing, a knight in shining armor (Chris?!?!)
E is for Endowed, with wit, talent & charm (get your mind out of the gutter!)
F is for Fascinating, he holds my attention
G is for Green Eyes, that see straight into my soul
H is for Handsome, so what else is new?
I is for Intelligent, he probably DOES have a three digit IQ
J is for Jealous, what I get when he sees someone else
K is for Keel, of the 30 foot sailboat I'd like to share with him
L is for Lover, right, dream on...
M is for Mike Logan who brought him to my attention
N is for Nose, it's perfect & I love it!
O is for Outstanding, not just in looks
P is for Passionate, like I need to explain?
Q is for Quiet, he so rarely makes news
R is for Range, he seems to do everything well
S is for Sweet, it's that smile again
T is for Tempting, just one little taste, okay?
U is for Unique, there certainly isn't aNOTHer like him!
V is for Virile, there's no doubt he's a MAN
W is for Waiting, for his next piece of work to come out
X is for X-cellent, all the work he does
Y is for Yearning, oh, for just one kiss?
Z is for Zorro, why the HELL did they give it to Banderas?