SIX    BLUE    CRABS                      :0

THE OTHER DAY. . . BOUDREAUX & MAREE', THEY WAS OUT FISHING ON THE BAYOU , & MAREE', SHE HAD A HEART ATTACK & FELL IN THE BAYOU...AND DIED. AND THIBODEAUX WAS PASSING BY, AND YELLED "HEY BOUDREAUX, HOW'S IT GOING". AND BOUDREAUX SAID "OH! NOT SO GOOD THIBOUDEAUX, MY MAREE' ,SHE HAD HER A HEART ATTACK & SHE DIED & SHE FELLED HERSELF IN THE BAYOU! AND THIBODEAUX SAY'S "OH NO! BOUDREAUX I'M SO SORRY! BUT BOUDREAUX SAY'S , "YEA" , "BUT YOU KNOW THE BEST THING THIBOUDEAUX, WAS THAT WHEN I PULLED HER UP, SHE HAD SIX BLUE CRABS ON HER." "OH,NO, I DON'T BELEIVE YOU." SAID THIBODEAUX. AND BOUDREAUX SAY'S, MAY, JUST HOLD ON A LITTLE BIT & I'M FIXING TO PULL HER UP AGAIN......... :)

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