Hey baby! You've just come to the right site and of course, you have had to stumbled into MY page! *Grins* Well, it's not a bad thing actually. I'm a pretty nice person. So why don't you stay here and get to know me better? Gee, that is so corny. But then, i am a corny person...

Alright, i was rudely dragged out from my foetus position on the 25th Febuary 1984, in Hong Kong at about 12am right on the dot. Since that day, i learnt that screaming at people is the best way of getting what you wanted (But of course, it's advisible not to do it to your teachers). If you didn't suceed in getting what you wanted - then bite. Well, there was this time when my whole class (well, not exactly whole but almost whole class?) were obsess with biting and it all started because of me. I was just trying to show Ju-En on how to draw a watch. You know, you just take a bite on the part of your hand where you usually wear your watches. Then this circle of teethmark would appear and you could write the numbers inside and hey presto, it's a watch! (Note to all kids: Please ensure parental guidance when you try it out)

Okay, back to business. I hang out with a bunch of really fun girls in my school. They're just the BOB!! (Er, it's not that i lusted after Bob. I means Best Of Best...) That includes Nerine (cheese!!), Randi (Pervert of our school. She peeps at boys in the Gents all the time but she's a real bud), Jolene (she's the mastermind who gave me all the dirty schemes to freak my mom out when i was mad at my mom), So Yan (the most girly girl i've ever known), Cynthia (this chick, she's younger than me by one month but she looks like an 18 year old!), Ju-En ( no need to say, this girl...this girl...*gasp!* her mission in life is to make my life miserable. No more comments), Chung Woon (our treasurer last year, i tried to rob our class funds from her but all i suceeded getting was a kick on my butt), Geraldine (wow, she really mothers me a lot! she takes care of all my stuffs last year when i was sitting next to her), Shimona (Little Ms Know It All), Shuilian ( somebody who complains 'bout her hair 24-7), and Sophie (mmm...no comments from me but i know that my mommy kind of like her). I have a lot of friends but these are the girls that i usually hang around with. They're really down-to-earth people (just like me *uh-hum!*) but of course, we do have our quarrels every now and then. Oh, i almost forgot. The best friend that i've never had was actually my cousin, Tommy. Ah, he's the same age as me. By the way, i'm 15 soon. He really mothers me a lot too and we're pretty close. He's the captain of his volleyball team and he's going to be a coach in Tae Kwan Do soon. He's really cool but he stays in H.K. Bah.

I am an active person but not really sporty. I'm in the track team and recently, i got used to all the trainings and stuffs finally. My best subject is Maths and worst is Chinese. Argh!! I could never get the hang of writing those chinese characters. (And i hate my chinese teacher this year! Guess what? She wears a wig to school!!) But i started learning on how to sing chinese songs on 24th Dec 1998. I was at this karaoke club with Tommy and his mates (Terry, Ah Wing, Ah G, Ada...etc) and they were all singing chinese songs. There weren't any English songs for me to pick and they asked me to sing. I was horrified! I can't sing a single chinese song!! That was so horrible because i was like a dummy for the whole night.

Ah, I like all sorts of music. My fave bands of all times are BSB, The Moffatts, Aerosmith, Everclear, Portishead and Fastballs. Recently and amazingly, i like Nicholas Tse and Jordan Chan's music! They're chinese, of course. The person i admired most is Geri Halliwell. I hate people who slag her off and call her a slut. I think Pamala Anderson is cool too. *Don't call me babe, call me Barb Wire* Well, i have no idea why but i admire women like the both of them. They have guts. My fave actors are Ethan Embry and Jordan Chan. And my favourite actresses are Renee Zellweger and Sandra Bullock.

I'm a noisy girl. I love shouting and screaming. I am known as Mommy's Girl in school. My mom just does everything for me. I'm 15 soon but till now, i can't cook, wash my clothes or mop the floor. But it's fine with me. I love grinning and i often got teased and picked on. Randi and i are just the target of all those rapers in our class. They love stripping me in school and making me look like a total dork. Then again, i am a dork. Jolene said that i'm kind of like Dave in a way, you know, those sort of patterns of people? I don't know about that too. I'm sort of like a clown and i never take anything seriously. My favourite colours are red, lime green...all sorts of BRIGHT colours. My favourite clothings are my t-shirts and bermudas. I have lots of khakis. And hey! I'm an Eternal Optimist too! But too bad, Jo is just the opposite. I have a pretty good life. And i really love my life. I don't have any boyfriends but it's perfectly okay with me. I love guys who are class clowns! They're just so funny. And i like boys like Dave too! Down-to-earth, blur, talkative...i like it all.

Usually, i hang out at Shaw Center. My favourite place is the staircase next to McDonald's. Oh yeah, my favourite place in the whole world is the beach. I love beaches. I love water sports and i'm pretty good at them too. I spend most of my time moping around my room, staring at people or singing some really corny songs. *Give it to be baby. Uh-huh uh-huh! And all the girls say i'm pretty fly for a white guy...* I often have sleepovers at my place. Why's it at my place? Reason Number One, friends of mine like the neighbourhood i'm staying at because there're lots of really cute boys. Reason Two (and it's the main reason), i'm not allow to stay overnight at friend's houses.

Maybe you've got to know me lots better now. Hey, i'm a good kid, you know. I'm really close to my parents and friends. I love my parents, grandparents, Aunt Rita, Uncle Paul and their son, Tommy. I really do love my life. C'ya and hope you like Planet Moffatts just as much as i do!

Till then. Au revoir.