There's a fly bastard and his name's Dolemite!
Grooving and fucking and always lookin for a fight!
He kicked Willie Greene in his dick and didn't give a shit.
He fucked a lion so hard its pussy split.
Even the KKK thought they'd run Dolemite down.
But he showed those wiggers he was a ugly brown.
The earth and moon don't move until he says so,
And the sun stops pimpin' when Dolemite says so!
So when you think you can chill with the king of hustlers,
Remember that Dolemite is a bad bitch rustler!