Moon claims Clinton really alien Queen Bee!

Washington - Lynda Moon of Mojave Desert, California was arrested outside the White House yesterday after attempting to climb the fence and enter the grounds. According to witnesses, Moon was screaming warnings of a massive alien invasion, allegedly planned for Halloween and led by none other than the President of the United States. The agitated intruder claimed to have proof that the President Clinton had been abducted by aliens and impregnated with alien seed.

President Clinton has been on vacation for 12 weeks and has been unavailable to reporters. Moon insists that the President is holed up at Camp David trying to hide the fact that he is pregnant with dozens of alien babies. "The President's problem started at the Renaissance Weekend held annually in South Carolina," Moon said. According to the story Mr. Clinton was participating in a moonlight swim with Secretary of State Madeleine Albright when the incident occurred. A large beam of light enveloped Mr. Clinton and transported him to an alien space craft.

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Hanks to get $17 million for "Apollo" sequel

Tom Hanks will earn at least $17 million for starring in the sequel to Apollo XIII, which will open next Christmas. The Touchhome Pictures film, titled "Apollo XIII II," will tell the story of a secret space safari to seek signs of past life on the moon. Hanks and his fellow astronauts, including Sigourney Weaver and Johnny Quest, will camp out on the dark side of the moon and discover things far more scary than rocks and old golf balls.

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