Are you looking for Mr. Greer's website? Well, look no more. You have found it! And now for a few jokes to put you in a good mood.####### What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't call him. You go get him!####### What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. ####### My wife finally told me why she married me. She said that just like all women, she never could resist anything that was 50% off. ####### Speaking of women, I recently found a new aftershave that just drives women wild! It smells like a credit card! ####### Did you hear that the invisible man and the invisible woman got married? They sure did, but their children certainly aren't much to look at.####### There, now...You should be in one heckuva good mood.#####Scroll on down the page for some of my favorite quotes...

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"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names"
...Wise old Chinese proverb

"Testing One Two Three"...Mike

"I cannot lay my finger on that article in the Constitution that
allows Congress to spend the money of their constituents
for the purposes of benevolence." ...Walter Williams (Economics
professor at George Mason University), quoting James Madison,
father of our Constitution

"I tought I taw a puddy tat!"...Tweety

"Politicians never accuse you of greed for wanting other people's
money---only for wanting to keep your own money."...Joseph Sobran

"When they start calling you names, you've won the argument."
...Wise old Chinese proverb

"Education seems to be in America the only commodity of 
which the customer tries to get as little he can for his 
money." 
...Max Forman

"Things are more like they are now than they ever have been."
...President Gerald Ford

"Outside of the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest 
crime rates in the country."
...Marion Barry, mayor of Washington D.C.

"Nothing should ever be implied as law which leads to unjust
or absurd consequences."...Abraham Lincoln

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone."
...Wise old Chinese proverb