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IF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WAS
GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA...
10. His promise to Californians:
"The electricity will be baaaaaack!"
9. He could wrestle Jesse Ventura --
winner gets the loser's state!
8. Formal state dinners held at Planet Hollywood.
7. Democratic celebrities would mysteriously start disappearing.
6. There would be a new Survivor 3,
based on "The Running Man."
5. He and George W. Bush could help each other
get edjumacated in speaking English.
4. His office:
Muscle Beach
3. Ronald Reagan would be granted Total Recall.
2. Citizens would do hard time for flabby triceps.
1. He would have to give up his current job
and start acting for a living!
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