The Official Max Anthem

(to the tune of the Beatles' "Maxwell's Silver Hammer")
Max was born to dream
Quite misunderstood it seems
Never quite belonged
Still he was content in his little world
He lived in the trailer park
Behind his ear there was a mark
On his head a hat
Showing that he was a believer too (whoa-o-o)
So when the fallen angel came down
Who drove off to that town?
CHORUS
Beep! Beep!
Max Fenig's silver trailer rolls on through the night
Beep! Beep!
Max Fenig's silver trailer rolls on, out of sight

Then Max went away
Taken into space, they say
Mulder kept his hat
Claiming that Max now was an abductee (whoa-o-o)
Max went underground
Secrecy was all around
He knew what he must do
Proof of EBE's
And technology, too (whoa-o-o)
But when the government thought they were wise
Who tried to expose their lies?
CHORUS

In the psychiatric ward
Max met a gal that he adored
Sharon was her name
He trusted her to carry his story through (whoa-o-o)
Max got on the flight
Left us on that fateful night
Never to return
Will we ever learn what he really knew? (whoa-o-o)
But though he met an untimely end
What's coming round the bend?
CHORUS

Written by NeonSister, March 1997. If you want to use this, please e-mail me first.

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