HOT PROPERTY
During a class trip to a local pool, a first-grade student misplaced her towel. That night, the teacher received a frantic call from the girl's mother, who said that someone had stolen her daughter's towel. To calm her down, the teacher asked her to describe the towel. "It's white," she snapped, "with 'Holiday Inn' written on it!"
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