Date sent: Wed, 09 Jul 1997 12:27:35 +1000 From: Coggan Title:Bugs By:Nikki sulky coggan Rated:R Type:SR Spoilers:None Keywords:MSR Summary:Eavesdropping on someone else's fun. Date :8/6/97 To:??? From:Niki. pcoggan@tnt.dynamite.com.au Disclaimer: Does to really matter? ok, ok, disclaim. happy? Light entertainment: A kiss is a kiss , A plum is a plum , What is a kiss without a tongue? -Mimi rettie. (lol) ------ Bugs Nikki sulky coggan. ----- FBI - an office somewhere inside Room 4c 11:30am It was getting near lunchtime, Agent Debbie Avon was well known as the leader for all the gossip and betting pools that went around the FBI building every day. Almost all the time she was finding out what other people were up to , and she was never minding her own business. Today she was bored. Whenever boredom struck she would be sending tons of e- mail to her gossip friends. Lately she had bugged all her colleagues offices with tiny cameras so she could see what others were doing . Debbie switched on her computer that was receiving all the pictures the camera were sending. A scene from the basement office where Fox Mulder and Dana Scully worked greeted her eyes. She kept close tabs on those two since they were always being talked about and she had put a lot of money in her bet that they would some day get together. All she needed was a single slip up from either and she would be a wealthy woman. Debbie looked at the screen , to her disappointment Scully and Mulder were out . Both their desks were empty. She swivelled she tiny camera around so it would sweep the entire room, nothing...... no, wait there was some movement by the dark red filing cabinet just out of view. She zoomed in the camera and an interesting sight feasted her eyes.Scully had Mulder pinned up against the filing cabinet and the two were displaying some very un-partner like behaviour to each other, unbeknown to them that they were being watched. Debbie watched in awe as the kiss turned more potent , Mulder had his hand s up Scully blouse and she was tugging his shirt from his trousers. Debbie looked away from the screen as someone knocked impatient ly at the door and sighed , . Shed have to watch this some other time." Hang on! she shouted at the door and looked back to the screen. The two had now moved , she shifted the view of the camera to find the agents doing the wild thing on Scullys desk. All the files and papers were scattered on the floor along with the laptop which would probably need fixing because of its rough journey to the floor. Debbie programmed the camera to record the incident for later , switched off the screen and answered the door. The young mail boy stood at the door with a package in his hands "Ms. Avon? " he asked and she nodded and took the package. " Please sign here." The boy said and held out a piece of paper for her to sign. "Excuse me", said the boy , " But do you happen to know where Mr. Mulders office is ?, I have a message for him." Debbie smiled an evil smile to herself, " Hes in the basement Dear". She said and the boy thanked her and ran off. Debbie went back to the screen and switched it on , now this she had to see. Back in the basement Scully and Mulder were frantically trying to get their clothes back on and to try and look a little more decent and Mulder was desperately trying to be rid of all traces of Fire orange lipstick from around his mouth as Scully reapplied hers and tidied up her hair. FinallyMulder opened the door and the mailboy stepped in " Are you ok? ," he asked ," I thought I heard some moaning coming from here " Debbie started laughing her head off, Scully and Mulder were turning 13000 different shades of red and green. Now this was entertainment. " Unexplained paranormal phenomenon." Was Mulders weak reply. Suddenly the mailboys eyes grew wide as realisation dawned upon him, only then , did he see the perfect imprint of a woman's lips in Fire orange lipstick on his cheek , the same shade as his blushing partner was wearing......Partner??!!?? The mail boy looked as if he was about to throw up as he handed a letter to Mulder and ran off. Mulder shut the door behind him and went back over to Scully and whispered something in her ear whereupon she gave a low seductive laugh and started to kiss him again. Then Debbie noticed the shining engagement ring on Scullys finger "Oh my god!" She exclaimed and a huge smile spread across her face. She was gonna be one wealthy woman after this got around , she thought as she dialled her friends phone number, the gossipmongers were gonna go wild!! THE END nikki. That was an extremely short story wasn't it? Did you like it or did you think I should go back to my padded cell? Any ideas , flames , comments send to me at pcoggan@tnt.dynamite.com.au