Support Page for the Vertically Challenged

I was so short, I bought the company!

Are you short? If so, I feel your pain; I have experienced it firsthand. At a measely five feet, I have known the agony of not being able to reach something on a high shelf, I have suffered the embarrassment of standing between two tall people in a line, and I have endured the frustration of never being able to find jeans that are short enough. So far there is no cure for vertically challenged individuals, short (no pun intended) of being stretched on the rack. Most people are not willing to take this drastic step, and instead settle for the more conventional high-high heels and/or stilts.

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Famous Short People: pictures of some famous shortys.