Some Story About the "Superless" Juve


Let's give a big hand to the "most disgusting" football club in the world
Hurrahh....hurrahh.... Juventus, as one of the biggest club in the world, contain the collection of ill-tempered, lunatic, greedy, psychopat coach and players. Not to mention their beast like fans.
Let's talk about their coach first.


Marcello Lippi
Long dark coat, a stick of tobacco in his mouth, and an ill smile hanging on his face, that's his style. Almost look like a blood sucker vampire. He is the master of intimidation, both for the opponent's team and his own team. What I hate the most is his long stick of tobacco, almost longer than his dick. Who the hell does he think he is? A Sicillian mafia godfather ? To me, he looks more like a choo-choo train. Ha...ha...

Now, their sick-minded players.

Filippo Inzaghi
I think he doesn't belong in the field. He should be a movie star. With his uncontrolled kung-fu kicks, he should be the sparing partner for Bruce Lee.

Alexander Del Piero
He must have been spending a lot of money for paying the hairdresser to fix his lovely whiskers. Just like a dickless guy with hairy face. And please, can somebody tell him not to fall so often and pretend that it's a foul. Because, my mother said that when a guy falls many times, he can not have a healthy baby(impotent).

Zidane
He is a good midfielder, I have to admit. Here in Indonesia we call him "Botak Tolol" or "Imbicle baldhead". He should consider about hair implants technology and I think he will look good with monkey hair on his beautifull shiny head.

Daniel Fonseca
A Romanian traitor. I think he was ugly in AS Roma's red shirt. But he is uglier in zebra shirt. He looks like a zebra colour rabbit (look at his teeth) looking for carrots in the field.

Angelo Peruzzi
Mike Tyson ? No no no, the overweighted pig. Could someone tell him I you meet him at the street that I have a good diet recipe. If he couldn't loose his weight, he should better play with Japanese Sumo player.

Angelo Di Livio
Short(where are his legs?) and as ugly as goat. His is like an little clown running around the field, trying to make people laugh and break out in tears, and he certenly does!!!!!!! when he has the ball he looks like an retarded dwarf trying to run of from the saniterium. If they would alow guns in the stadium, then the little fuck up would be dead, and gone to clown heaven(or hell) playing soccer with the other retards.


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