Q:How many blond jokes are there? A:None. They're all true
Q:How do you kill a blond? A:Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
Q:What did the blond say when she saw a sign that said "<-Sea World Left" A:She turned around and went home
Q:How does a blond wear a name tag? A:Upside-down
Q:How can you tell a blond has been using a computer? A:There is white-out on the screen (Not to mention lipstick on the joystick)