Barney Gumble
- lost Moe's because of Burns
Lunchlady Doris
- lost her new stuff because of Burns
Edna Kraboppel
- lost her only place to meet guys(school)
John Frink
- He's the maniacal scientist John Frink
Hans Moleman
- Angry because he got hit in the groin with a football
Ms. Hoover
- Went mad after teaching Ralph
Otto
- Heavy Metal gave him urge to kill
Diamond Joe Quimby
- found out there is someone more crooked than him in Springfield
Seymour Skinner
- had a nam flashback, thought Burns was a Viet Cong
Snake
- Hey he has been to jail before
Waylon Smithers
- Burns fired him
- Burns' conservative views don't agree with his lifestyle
Groundskeeper Willie
- Burns messed up his grounds with oil
- He's a looney Scotsman
