The Future of Team Rocket
A sequel to the Luck Machine

If you didn't guess, this is a fanfic about what happens to Team Rocket after my previous fanfic, The Luck Machine. Like the first, I consider it a comedy fanfic with somewhat of a plot. So, don't believe the things I say before or after each chapter. Like this...

Disclaimer: I DO own Team Rocket and Pokemon! Bwahahahaha! I stole them from Satoshi Whatshisface. Hahahaha! I'm making billions off 'em too! Muhahahaha! You want to use them, you'll talk to me!!! And Nintendo and Game Freak are nothin'. They're like the snake to my mongoose, or the mongoose to my snake. Whichever way, it's bad. I don't know animals.
[Just kidding, don't sue me, my father's a lawyer. Bwahahaha!]

Throughout this fanfic, I will usually use English names, but sometimes I like the original Japanese name better. In case I decide to use them...
Musashi (Jessie)
Kojiro (I like that a lot more than James)
Nyase (Meowth)
Satoshi (Ash)
Kasumi (Misty)
Takeshi (Brock)
Those will probably be the only characters I put in Japanese, if I do any others, or any pokemon, I will put the English name in parenthesis. Now, here's what you've all been waiting for... The Future of Team Rocket!!! Muhahaha!

Part I

Jessie, Kojiro, and Nyowth were sitting down on a large quilt they had laid out for their picnic lunch. But this was no ordinary day. Their future was unclear. Two days ago, they had been kicked off the team and had all their pokemon stolen, as did Ash-tachi. But with the help of Aust and Sarah, a couple of 14-year old Team Rocket fans from Fuchsia City, they recovered them all, as did Ash-tachi. Then they slipped away without any more trouble, as did Ash-tachi. (I should make a song...) Later, they got all their pokemon sorted out and said farewell to Aust and Sarah, whom they dropped off outside Fuchsia City airspace.
After their little escapade the other day at TRHQ, Giovanni, the boss of Team Rocket, had been arrested. A good amount of the other Team Rocket members had been arrested. In fact, that was just what they were discussing at the moment.
"Good riddance!" said Jessie. "I never liked any of them anyway!"
"But, now I'll never be the top cat!"
"Yeah, yeah," James was saying, "we don't really care about you being a top cat or whatever, but listen. What do you think happened to Mondo?"
[Thanks to RTMusashi and the Great Rocket Gang Homepage for Mondo info!]
"Oh, that's right!" cried Jessie. "How could we forget Mondo?
"And Ditto!"
Mondo jumped in from out of nowhere.
"Oh, great! You're okay!"
"I'm better than okay, I'm fine!"
He [Mondo] walked over and sat down beside Meowth and started petting him.
"So, what's happening?" he asked.
"We're trying to figure out what to do, now that Team Rocket is pretty much disbanded," replied Meowth.
"Oh, so what have you though of?"
"I think we should dress up as donuts and be Team Donut!"
Jessie glared at James, hard, and hit him with her mallet.
"Have you thought about trying to be good guys?" inquired Mondo.
"Hey, that's a great idea!" exclaimed Jessie. "And I think we know just the people to take the good-guy-training-course from!"
"Okay, they're in Fuchsia City," said James.
"How do you know?" asked Mondo.
Jessie started explaining, "A long time ago, we planted homing devices on each one of them. We put one on Ash's hat, one on Misty's suspenders, and one in each of Brock's eyes, then we sealed them up so they wouldn't fall out."
"Eww..."
"It's okay," said James, "he never opened them anyway."
"And I can always tell where my little Togepi is." Meowth choked back tears.
"Cool, let's go then. What vehicle do you want?" Mondo took out a little Pokedex type thingy with pictures of vehicles all over it. "We can take: the official Team Rocket balloon, the official Team Rocket Jeep, the official Team Rocket helicopter, the official Team Rocket submarine, the official Team Rocket Air Force One, the official Team Rocket Epona, the official Team Rocket UFO, the official Team Rocket Titanic, the official Team Rocket tank, the official Team Rocket Raphale fighter jet, the official Team Rocket Mars Rover, the official Team Rocket James Bond's convertible, or the official Team Rocket Dumbo. All the rest must be in use by some of the remaining members.
"Dumbo," said Jessie, James, and Meowth in unison.
Mondo pressed a button and an elephant with huge ears appeared with a poof and a cloud of smoke. Jessie returned her pokemon; Arbok, Lickitung, and Raichu, which she obtained from Giovanni's desk. She had let Jigglypuff go when they dropped off Aust and Sarah in Fuchsia City. Likewise, James returned his; Weezing, Victreebel, and Slowbro, which he also obtained from Giovanni's desk.
They all hopped on and the Dumbo flew off.
"Dum, Dumbo!"

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Satoshi, Misty, Takeshi, and Pikachu (English name= Pikachu) were walking aimlessly around Fuchsia City. Ash and Misty had both earned Soul Badge. Brock had found his girlfriend he met last time he was in Fuchsia and she was with their group. She also brought her two friends along.
Suddenly, the whole group looked up and saw an odd looking, dark shape in the sky. It was falling gradually and heading right for them.
"It's a Pidgeot!" shouted Ash.
"No, it's a plane!" argued Misty.
"No, it's Team Rocket riding on an elephant!" concluded Brock.
Everyone looked at Brock funny.
"How would you know? You never open your eyes anyway," stated his girlfriend, Sarah.
"Pika, Pika-pi! Pi-Pika! Chuuuu! (No, it's the vengeance of Mewtwo for all those expeditions the pokemon league sent to capture it. Run for your life! There will be no chance of survival! Togepi, before we die, I just had to say... I love you!!!)" shouted Aust.
Everyone looked at him really weird.
"Pika-Pikachu! (No, Togepi is mine!)" exclaimed Pikachu. Then Pikachu zapped Aust's girlfriend and jumped in the lake. It swam around frantically and sent out huge electric waves before it jumped up onto a log and gnawed it savagely. It then laid a turd on the log and jumped back onto Ash's shoulders.
"I told you that thing was weirder than me," said Aust defiantly.
The dark figure in the sky, which was, in fact, Team Rocket on an elephant descended and landed right in front of them.
"Jessie, James, Meowth! Hi!" ejaculated (it's in the dictionary and is a synonym for exclaimed) Sarah.
"You know them?!" Ash asked.
Then after a series of introductions with, mainly for Mondo and Julie, Meowth began to explain their business there.
"We want you to teach us how to be good guys!"
"You want to be good guys?" questioned Ash.
"We want ot try it out, you know, see how fun it is." said James.
"Oh."
Then a mailman drove up and got out of his motorcycle. "You Ash Ketchum and Sarah Parker?" he asked.
"Yeah," the two replied.
"Here. These are for you." He handed each of them an envelope and drove away.
"Hooray!" shouted Ash.
"We're going to the Pokemon League!"

To Be Continued...