KENTUCKY CHUCKIE'S RUBBER DUCKIE © The Potato of Terror Written 24/9/98, In the Bath
I knew a wrist-dragging drool-cowboy
His truck spoke 'sad' and 'failure'
One day a bitch asked Chuckie
I watch the moon, soft-sliding
She quietly edged away
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ANSWER TO BETWYS OLIVE OIL'S "FINAL SWANSONG OF THE SPUDMAIDEN:" THE SEQUEL:
The Terrible Ghastly Beastliness of
They dug him up with a great pointed spade,
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DUCHESS © The Potato of Terror 16/9/98 at 1.20am
When passions are aflame,
If you were my Cara
If you were my Duchess
But you found out I was mad *sigh.*
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GOING OUT IN MY GUMBOOTS ©The Potato of Terror, 21/9/98
When I stay in, in my slippers,
But when I go out in my gumboots
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