Slayer answered love problems Monday night on KROQ's Love Line...

SLAYER: "So get some, and go away"

QUESTION: "I like this guy and he has a girlfriend. Before we were having sex but now he says we can't
but I fell in love with him and I'm confused."

SLAYER: "He'll be calling you up the next time he gets pissed at his lady. Being the other woman is
cool."

QUESTION: "Are any of your songs relationship songs?"

SLAYER (Kerry):"No, I take the anger and frustration of relationships and channel it into other
things...like the Judicial system, Jeff writes about World War II mostly. Tom writes about serial killers."

QUESTION: "They said Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain so what's up with that?"

SLAYER: "Apparently nobody cares."

QUESTION: "The inside of your record, is that Kurt?"

SLAYER (Kerry): "Yeah, it was me. I killed him and then I kind of blanked out then I took a picture."

Question: "So,since that kid carved SLAYER into his arms are more kids doing that?"

SLAYER (Kerry): "Slayer didn't invent body carving you know."

Question: "Anything you'd like to say about Serenity and Murder?

Slayer: "It's a touching song-- Tom's love song."

Question: "I'm married and I live with my father in law and one of my friends is dating my father in law.
She's 24 and he's 60 and I don't know what to do."

SLAYER: "So good for him."

Question: "But shouldn't I have a big problem with it because eventually she's going to move in with us?

SLAYER: "You're not dead when you're 60."

QUESTION: "I have a question, I want to know if it is dangerous to stick a bananna in your vagina?"

SLAYER: "How does it taste afterwards?"

QUESTION: "Kerry, what's it like getting tattoos on your head?

SLAYER (Kerry): "I don't know because it's the only place I have them."

QUESTION: "Do you feel it in your teeth when you're getting them?"

SLAYER (Kerry): "No, I just get really restles and start shaking after about four hours..."

Question: "So where'd you guys get that kick-ass drummer at?"

SLAYER: "K-Mart."

QUESTION: I'm trying to start up a Slayer Rules Fan Club on America On-Line. Are you guys into any
of that on-line computer stuff?

SLAYER: "I got a computer for christmas... I'm still playing around with the games it came with. I'm on
tour man, I don't have time for that stuff right now."

A: "I've never watched it before because I didn't know Traci Lords was on it."

QUESTION: "So do you guys spend a lot of time telling people about how you want your light show or
do you have someone who does it?"

SLAYER (Kerry): " We have someone who does it it's this guy who designed the Nine Inch Nails lights
and he doesn't just do rock shows-- Now he's doing PowerRangers."

QUESTION: "So is Tom fascinated with serial killers?"

SLAYER: "He's into reading about the psychology of why they do it and how they do it and stuff like
that."

QUESTION: "The images and symbols you convery are considered satanic. How do you feel about it?

SLAYER (Kerry): "Well it must feel pretty good because I use them all the time. I'm not religious at all I
think it's all a farse... I've never hesitated to show people what they're afraid of."

QUESTION: "I just moved here from Boston and I've been temping at this job and I met this guy who
lives in the next apartment and we went out but he's not my type at all. What should I do?"

SLAYER: "Change your phone number."

SLAYER: "Tell him you have a dick."

QUESTION: "How did you guys get started?"

SLAYER: "Tom lived around the corner, Kerry lived down the street... We're all from H.B."

QUESTION: "I Heard you guys were going to do a video from Divine Intervention. Which track is it?"

A: "Serenity In Murder and it's done."

QUESTION: "What music are you guys into these days?"

SLAYER: "Nine Inch Nails, Machinehead, Alice in Chains, Forbidden Queen, ELO..."

Ricky Rachtman: "Hey you guys I'll go to your party, that is if I'm invited."

SLAYER: "Yeah, I guess you can come..."