1) If johnny has 2 apples and you have none should you beat him up and take both?

2) On job applications shouldn't you put call 911 in case of an emergency?

3) If dog is man's best friend...what is his wife?

4) Why can't you buy bread one slice at a time?

5) In two days tomorrow will be yesterday!!

6) If a man is talking in a forrest and there is no one around...is he still wrong? ~Suflower~

7) Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "RUSH HOUR"

8) Why can't they construct the whole airplane out of that indestructable material they use for voice recorders??

9) Why does HAWAII have interstate highways?

10) If nothing sticks to Teflon™, how can teflon stick to the pan?

11) Why is it when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio.

12) Why don't sheep shrink when they're out in the rain?

13) If geronimo had to jump out of a plane, what would he yell?

14) Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

15) Why are they called buildings if they are already built? ~Hillbillyhoney~

16) Some people see the cup as half full...some see it half empty...I see it as just another damn cup to wash!!

17) If he shot the sherriff but didn't shoot the deputy...who did? ~SUFLOWER~

18) Why are hot dogs put in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight? ~AZCAT~

19) If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from? ~SPARKL PLENTY~