| Do I look like hemroid?Then get off my ass! | I love my country-but fear my government | Jesus loves you!(everyone else thinks you are an asshole!) |
| Make love, not war.(see driver for details) | Bend over, I'll drive | Good girls get fat,bad girls get eaten |
| Welcome to Australia, now go home | Don't steel.The government hates competition | My other wife is beautiful |
| No radio.Already stolen | I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it! | Hit me, I need money |
| Caution!Driver's applying make-up! | This car protected by Smith&Wesson | Missing husband and dog.Attention!$1000 reward for dog! |
| I took an IQ test and results were negative | I have PMS and a gun...excuse me, did you have something to say? | I drive this way just to piss you off |
| Now that you are on my ass, you wanna get married? | Want welfare?Go to Canada! | Size matters! |
| Please honk if you would like to se my finger | Born free...taxed to death | I can manage any crisis.I have children |
| Cover me.I'm changing lines | People say I have a drinking problem.I drink,I get drunk, I fall down.No problem! | I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better |