The following contains explicit material and should not be shown to anyone under the age of 18 or the IQ of 180. It might hurt them for lifetime and turn them into the worst imaginable thing of your nightmares. If you are afraid of anything that is less normal than pizza and Britney Spears, you should either go back where you came from and watch Jerry Springer - or eventually go kill yourself somewhere in the woods. For this is the place of the unknown. The place for strange thoughts and weird ways of dealing with life. The place where YOU might find yourself completely confused and maybe get lost in this surrealistic world, should you choose to go on. There'll be some strange statements and viewpoints on life, some unusual advice, some song quotes, and basically a lot of places to get lost. Which means that most people will find it too weird. But, if you like any or all of the following, you might actually like this part of my homepage: Monty Python, Gary Larson, Pink Floyd, South Park, Salvador Dali, The Simpsons, Under Byen, David Lynch, Chris Cunningham, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Lars Von Trier, The lyrics for Tomorrow Never Knows, Calvin & Hobbes, Quentin Tarantino, Transcendental music, Manga, Mathematics, Doonesbury, and last, but not least: Silly walks! Not that any of all this has anything to do with the following. But I like it. Now don't tell me I didn't warn you.