In the not to distant future, next Sunday, AD,
there was a guy named Joel,
not too different from you and me.

He worked at Gizmonics Institute,
just another face in a red jumpsuit,
he did a good job cleaning up the place-
but his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!

"We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find,
(Sha la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll moniter his mind."
Now keep in mind Joel can't control where the movies begin or end,
because he used those special parts to build his robot friends....

Robot Rollcall:
Cambot!
Gypsy! (Hi, girl)
Tom Servo! (What a neat guy)
Crooooooow! (What a wise cracker.)

If you're wondering how he eats and breaths,
and other science facts
(sha la la)
keep in mind it's just a show,
so relate and just relax, for
Myster Science Theater Three Thousand.
*twang*
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