Top 20 reasons why listening to R.E.M. is better than sex
(author:
"beckloser006" - googoodolls01@hotmail.com):
1)You can still be friends with someone after you listen to R.E.M. with
them.
2)It's perfectly normal to listen to R.E.M. in large
groups.
3)You won't get laughed at if you show someone your R.E.M.
collection.
4)You can listen to R.E.M. in public.
5)Your mom
won't freak out if she catches you listening to R.E.M. by
yourself.
6)It's okay to listen to R.E.M. with your sister.
7)If
you listen to R.E.M. you won't have to pay child support.
8)You can't
catch any diseases from R.E.M. music.
9)If you listen to R.E.M. with
someone, it will ALWAYS end simultaneously.
10)You can listen to R.E.M.
with someone without them wanting to get serious about it.
11)You can
listen to R.E.M. for more than 15 minutes.
12)It's no big deal if your
wife catches you listening to R.E.M. with someone else.
13)It's okay if
you want to sell R.E.M. CDs.
14)You can't go to jail if you listen to
R.E.M. with a minor.
15)It's legal to visit R.E.M.
websites.
16)It's normal to listen to R.E.M. music with a different
person every night.
17)It's fine to listen to R.E.M. in high
school.
18)You can listen to R.E.M. even if you're 60 years
old.
19)You don't have to put a rubber protector on your CD
player.
20)You don't have to have an awkward talk with your kids about
what R.E.M. is.
