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Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?
A. They went through the "Eggs-it".
Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A. He cracked up.
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Q. Why couldn't the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
A. They were afraid they would fry!
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Q. What did the egg say to the clown?
A. You crack me up!
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Q. What part did the egg play in the movies?
A. He was an "Egg-stra".
Q. What do you call a sleeping egg?
A. Egg-zosted!
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Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A. They egg-cellerated.
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Q. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
A. An "Egg Head".
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Q. Why didn't the egg play on the computer very much?
A. His brain would be fried.
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Q. What sport are the eggs good at?
A. Running!
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Q. What did the eggs do on the Internet?
A. They looked for a good egg-site!
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Q. Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?
A. Because their cable was scrambled.
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Q. What website do eggs go on to chat?
A. "eggs.com"
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Q. Why was the father egg so strict?
A. He was hard-boiled.
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Q. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
A. You're "Egg-stra special".
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Q. What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
A. An Easter egg rolling down the hill.
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Q. Why won't eggs go out at night?
A. They don't want to get "beat up".
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Q. Why did the egg go to school?
A. To get "Egg-u-cated".
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Q. Why wouldn't the egg take a hot bath?
A. He didn't want to be hard boiled.
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Q. How did the egg roll across the road?
A. It just rolled, silly!
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Q. How do eggs stay healthy?
A. They "Egg-cercize".
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Q. What kind of plants do eggs keep?
A. Eggplants, silly!
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Q. Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A. Because an egg beater!
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Q. Why did the egg go to the baseball game?
A. For the egg-stra innings!
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Q. What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
A. Egg yolks!
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?
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Q. What do you call an egg from outer space?
A. An "Egg-stra terrestial".
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Q. What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
A. I have no idea, but I bet it's messy!
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Q. Why did the egg cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken yet!
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Q. What day does an egg hate the most?
A. Fry-days.
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Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither--the Easter Bunny!
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