Quotations

I am gopher boy,
Pondering reality.
I am gopher boy,
Who will buy my raspberries?
-Mephisto and Kevin by Primus

Call no man happy who is not dead.
-Clash of the Titans

Neo, this is loco.
-The Matrix

He was licking me!
-Ravenous

I am the angel of death.
The day of purification is at hand.
-The Simpsons

Some things are true whether you believe in them or not.
-City of Angels

I am amused by the simplicty of this game.
Bring me your finest meats and cheeses.
-Kenny Mayne (Sports Center)

I put the lid on it...
-Valonium

I'll eat your bones
-Nikolai

I didn't mean to hit your car Nick
-Matt

I didn't know she was a lesbian
-Matt

I didn't mean to stalk her
-Matt

Well, I knew she didn't like to be touched...so...
-Matt

She's not that bad......she's kinda cute...man, she is HOT
-Valonium

I promise I will come back in a week
-Valonium

He's not limpin....he's pimpin!!!
-Valonium

Don't talk about the boy scouts...that's like me telling you that there is no GOD
-Matt

Dude...did you kill my dog?!
-Nikolai

Take me home
-Valonium

Is she hot or is she just old?
-Valonium

Mingee....can I rub your head?
-Nikolai

Hey...let's rent Pink Flamingos.
-Valonium

I meant to just walk up and say 'hey man, I know I'm late, but I'm having a good day, so could you please just let me go to class' but instead it came out 'fuck off'
-Valonium

Hasta Lasagna, Don't get any on ya
-Emilio Estevez

No laughing in this house!!!
-Ken Robinson

Matt's a mack machine...put in a quarter, get out LOVE!
-Nikolai

Hey Matt, it's about to rain..better roll your plastic up
-Sasquatch

FA Q, mutha Fa Quor
-Valonium

Shut it yo'self, shitty
-Shaft

Let's rent Naked Lunch...again
-Carl

Gee guys, this movie [pulp fiction] would be a lot better if it didn't have all this profanity.
-Steve

That was just porn...porn, porn, porn.
-Nikolai after viewing summer of Sam

we were planning on going camping next weekend....the beach is lookin pretty good right now.
-Nikolai after viewing Blair Witch

Wanna go see Star Wars...again?
-Sasquatch

Driving without a liscence and stealing stuff
-Nikolai when asked What Valonium has been up to in Ohio

I wanna be just like you when I grow up.
-Nikolai's cousin to Crystal B.

Yeah I'd like some Ployd-nuggets
-Nikolai harassing Sasquatch at work

Because its not free!
-Nikolai's response when asked why he has a 'Free Tibet' sticker on his car

'I wax'
-Sasquatch speaking for Ihmotep (the mummy)

No man, I'm talking about real mythological elves
-Mike Morgan (WFU)

See my five o'clock shadow and fear me!!!!
-Sasquatch speaking for Brendan Frasier

Bamp chika wow wow
-Nikolai and Sasquatch whenever Anakin looked at Padme

Dude!! Is that WILLOW?!
-Nikolai being very observant at the podrace

Was the two-headed race announcer really necessary?
-Sasquatch commenting on Star Wars flaws

Van Buren!
-Sasquatch and Nikolai to stupid motorists

Get in my belly!
-Fat Bastard

Get in My belly!
-Sasquatch to unsuspecting child on side of road

I suggest you get on your knees and kiss my shin bones.
-MJ to a bewildered Nikolai

I don't know, but I've been told, by a player-hater, that my bedroom is a disguise for a freak incubator.
-Chef

Maybe its the nature of the pants...
-Crystal B.

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