Quotations

I suck. I'm not even quotable.
-ThievingMagpie disgusted at the lack of ThievingMagpie quotes

Protein from your own bones would give you that extra edge...
-Valonium to Nikolai

I am skeletor, spawn of the hell-beast, hang up that phone and bow to my awesome red power!
-Will Farrel (SNL)

There's promise in most everything, 'till it screws you over.
-typically profound Nikolai

Gumbercules? I love that guy!
-Dr. Zoidberg

I've got a fever... and the only prescription is more cowbell!
-Christopher Walken on SNL

OH GOD!... it's like Orson Wells' autopsy...
-Stewie Griffen

Rosencrantz: We might as well be dead. Do you think death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is... not. Death isn't. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not-be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats.
-from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, by Tom Stoppard

The electric yow has got me by the brain banana!
-Carl on The Simpsons

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