Since May of '98 people have read my commentary

A little rap about John Stockton

It all started in 1984 with a 6-foot guard-devil to the core.    
He likes to fake pics and has an obsession with the elbow
Does he play fair?    HELL NO!!
But he is blind to the refs who see him as a saint
Stern kisses his butt while he flops in the paint
He avoids the lime light and prefers a fist fight
John says he is loyal and deeply religous
But the dirt is his blood is definitely indiginous
He is scrappy and a liar-his heart got no desire
Cuz he claims he is hurtin when Maloney runs by
But stands like a rock when Dream pounds his thigh
Well what do u expect?  He is from Salt Lake
Where the mormons hang low and the others are flakes
The heck with them and their phony fans
Who say so much crap they have to be banned-
How can you blame him --- Utah is hell
Luxury is a covered wagon and the shampoo is Prell
He won't accomplish anything because whiners don't win
And he won't reach the final goal-a championship ring



Verse 2:

K -- A -- R -- L,  what the heck does that spell?
A shrimp gumbo foward who is dirty as hell
Walk in to Delta Center and see the Jazzs' pit
The people are obsessed and the food tastes like shit
Jazz fans chanting with stupid purple face paint
Hailing John and Jeff - they think they are the holy saints
But now you hear calls of most valuable player
For number 32, the mailman brick layer
It makes you sick because you know he isn't worth it
The NBA  needed a new MVP-whata bunch of bullshit
He has 2 moves: the jumper and the fade
But when Olajuwon guards his ass you'll think he is a brick parade
One day he'll retire and become a full time dad
But he won't have a ring-Isn't that sad...
That's the story of Karl Malone's mind 
Rogaine and all he ain't worth a dime.


About Hakeem Olajuwon
Who is the best damn center of the bunch?
Look at the stats now you gotta hunch
Twenty-thousand points, a few thousand blocks
This guy ain't no wus, he is hard as rocks
His fingers are shiny cuz he sports 2 rings
Look at Ewing, he hasn't done a thing
When the clutch time is ticking
His brain starts clicking
Into Dream-Mode where the buckets rain
And you cannot tame, accomplished fame
Olajuwon is dedicated, determined and a fighter
Try to guard him hard, ya better guard him tighter
I'd like a Dream Supreme cuz he's a rim screen
With his rejections and denials, you know he is wild
Don't screw around with the master of Block Nation
Come inside weak and you'll face humiliation
Shaq can't rap, Robinson is soft
But Hakeem is humble and stands on a higher loft
All bow to the champ, and no, its not a boxer
Its the center with the skills, started out with soccer
Why does Hakeem, sell his shoes for less?
He has a lotta dough but he cares about the rest
He has done to H-Town, what Mac did to his sport
He re-defined the center role and is the Rocket's support