| Character | Description | Size | Download |
 Homer | "Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?" | 28K | Download |
| Homer | Song "My baloney has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has......" | 137K | Download |
| Homer | "Booorrrriiiinnnnggg" | 7K | Download |
| Homer | "Mmmmmmmmmm beer." | 13.8K | Download |
| Homer | "All this computer hacking is making me thirsty" | 29K | Download |
| Homer | Song "When I was seventeen...." | 198K | Download |
| Homer | "Donuts, is their anything they can't do?" | 72,944 b | Download |
| Homer | "Ah...I can feel three kinds of softness." | 94,355 b | Download |
| Homer | "It's funny cause I don't know him." | 109,888 b | Download |
| Homer | "I have got a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down." | 28,086 b | Download |
| Homer | "Look at me, I'm making people happy, I'm the magical man from happyland and I live in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane!" | 120,024 b | Download |
| Homer | "Hey Goober! Where's the meat?" | 24,755 b | Download |
| Homer | "Kiss my curvy butt goodbye!" | 26,834 b | Download |
| Homer | "Kill my boss! Do I dare live out the American dream?" | 71,000 b | Download |
| Homer | "I am so smart, SMRT, I mean SMART" | 136,124 b | Download |
| Homer | "Hey everybody! Who thinks Flanders should shutup!" | 26K b | Download |
| Homer | "You suck didly uck Flanders." | 21K | Download |
| Bart | "Aye carumba!" | 22,467 b | Download |
| Marge | "Hmmmmmmmmmm" | 6,154 b | Download |
| Flanders | "Okily, Dokily" | 17,180 b | Download |
| Flanders | "Hiddly ho" | 18,148 b | Download |
| Flanders | "We're done for! We're done for! We're done diddly done for!..." | (unknown) | Download |
| Flanders | "Fraid so infinity plus one!" | (unknown) | Download |
Flanders
(British Flanders) | "Charmed, eh...a...googily doogily" | 63,964 b | Download |
Flanders
(Juan Flanders) | "Beunos ding-dong diddly dias seņior" | 19,367 b | Download |
| Cheif Wiggum | "No, you got the wrong number; this is 9-1-2" | 30,572 b | Download |
| Cheif Wiggum | "Hey, according to the charter I'm supposed to get a pig every month" | 93,815 b | Download |
| Cheif Wiggum | "Run along Quimby; I think they're dedicating a phonebooth somewhere" | 120,248 b | Download |
| Cheif Wiggum | "Jebedia Springfield has been replaced with a skeleton!
No, that's the skeleton of Jebedia" | 67K | Download |
Grandpa
Simpson | "I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. Oooh it's on now!" | 98,320 b | Download |
| Mr. Burns | "Excellent" | 18,332 b | Download |
| Mr. Burns | "That fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad, but who's mad now!" | 140,820 b | Download |
| Mr. Burns | "Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on." | 51K | Download |
| Mr. Burns | "As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague." | (unknown) | Download |
| Mr. Burns | "...That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie..." | (unknown) | Download |
 | "I think women and seamen don't mix." | (unknown) | Download |
| Krusty | "Ahh...I could pull a better cartoon out of my....
ahhhhh....ha, ha, hey kids!" | 64,452 b | Download |
| Krusty | Krusty Laughing | 37,117 b | Download |
| Barney | "Someone smells stinky...Oh it's me" | 73,790 b | Download |
| Barney | Burp | 12,360 b | Download |
 Grounds
Keeper Willy | "You'll pay for this with your children's blood!" | 84,284 b | Download |
Grounds
Keeper Willy | "I'll kill that Mr. Burns! And...uh...wound that Mr. Smithers..." | (unknown) | Download |
Grounds
Keeper Willy | "...didn't I warn ye? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!" | (unknown) | Download |
 Kent
Brockman | "At the risk of being unpopular, this reporter puts the blame on you, the viewers." | 60,994 b | Download |
| Nelson | "Ha-Ha" | 24,340 b | Download |
Dr. Nick
Riviera | "Hi Everybody" | 16,324 | Download |
Itchy and
Scratchy | "The Itchy and Scratchy Show" | 43,316 b | Download |
| Disco Stu | "Hey! Disco Stu, doesn't advertise!" | 42K | Download |
| Disco Stu | "Disco Stu, likes disco music!" | 40K | Download |
| Moe | "Moe's Tavern" | (unknown) | Download |
| Moe | "All right, everyone put down your glasses....Ivanna Tinkle!" | (unknown) | Download |
| Moe | "Jacques Strap!" | (unknown) | Download |
| Moe | "Phone call for Al....Al Coholic" | (unknown) | Download |
