This page is written for non-commercial
purposes. It contains hands-on information about people who have appeared
on the popular 1960s television show, The Monkees. The main purpose is
to provide quick information to those who have questions about who appeared
where on the show. All other information about Monkee episodes can be found
at the Monkees TV FAQ
page, John Moore's Monkee
Videography Page, or at The Monkees Film
& TV vault created by Aaron Handy III.
Special thanks to Kaz for providing
a large amount of names of the guest cast.
Micky Dolenz, David Jones, Michael Nesmith,
and Peter Tork
have appeared in all 58 episodes except
when otherwise noted.
1. Royal Flush
Sigmund - Vincent Beck
"The streetcar is
going up the hill."
Bettina - Katherine Walsh
"Arrest that man,
I order as your queen!"
Chambermaid - Ceil Cabot
"Royalty is bad
enough, but I've
got to draw the
line somewhere!"
Otto - Theo Marcuse
"The man who saves
a drowning person,
risks drowning
himself."
2. Monkee See, Monkee Die
Babbit - Henry Corden
"Fix?
What fix? This place,
this place
is like a castle!"
Ellie - Stacey Maxwell
"I couldn't
spend another moment in this house!
I never want
to see it as long as I live!!"
Ralph - Milton Parsons
"The late
Mr. Cunningham recorded
his will on
a phonograph."
Madame Roselle - Lea Marmer
"I just had
a vision about the butler!
Either he's
going to take a long pleasant journey
and enjoy
good fortune or he's dead."
Kingsley - Mark Harris
"Perhaps you
read some of my books:
Twelve
Walking Tours Through The Sahara,
Beverly
Hills On Five Shillings A Day..."
McQuinney - Oliver McGowan
"If you do
run across the Monkees,
tell them
I called."
3. Monkee vs. Machine
Guggins - Severn Darden
"By george,
anybody who wants to fire you
is going to
have to talk to me first!!"
Pop Harper - Walter Janowitz
"Mister, you
give your whole life for a company,
and
then they, they just toss you aside!"
Mrs Zuckerman - Dorothy Conrad
"What is going
on here?!?"
Secretary - Elain Fielding
"I am sorry
you were rejected."
Daggert - Stan Freberg
"It's an educational
toy;
teaches you
to kill."
4. Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers
Trump - Andre Phillippe
"Believe me,
baby, by tonight you boys
are going
to be all over the front page.
You're going
to be celebrities, celebrities!"
George - Vic Tayback
"Horace, I
can't do those crazy dances!"
Contest Manager - David Hull
"Having found
evidence of foul play
in this contest,
the judges report
the offenders
have been apprehended."
Swine #1 - Ken Del Conte
"Look who's
here, The Monkees!!"
Horace - Louis Quinn
"Excuse me,
is this 1334 Beachwood?"
# Davy's Date - Valerie Kairys
"Hey eveybody,
party at Davy's place!"
# Old Lady - Georgia Schmidt
"We've brought
you some tea, young man!!"
5. The Spy Who Came In From The Cool
Madame Olinsky - Arlene Martel
"Teenage girls
are very
aggressive
in this country."
Boris - Jacques Aubuchon
"Yes, I would
say be underhanded and dishonest."
Honeywell - Don Penny
"Well, sir,
we found out the pick-up
was made by
four boys posing as
a rock-n-roll
group."
The Chief - Booth Coleman
"Are you sure
he didn't know
he was being
photographed?"
Midget - Billy Curtis
"I am looking
for a pair of rrred maracas!!"
Genie - Arlene Charles
"Do not fear
Master, you're genie will help you!!"
Yakimoto - Lee Kolima
"Oooh, that
schtings!!"
6. Success Story
Grandfather - Ben Wright
"Well, I must
say it's a pleasure
to see you
so affluent, with a chef,
chauffer,
and houseboy, and a
quite beachside
home."
Messenger - Ray Ballard
"Alright,
which one of these
bums gets
this telegram?"
Rolls Owner - Donald Foster
"I am here
to pick up my rolls!"
Ice Cream Man - Charlie Callas
"Hey you,
I want my jacket back!"
Old Woman - Ceil Cabot
"Notice how
people keep asking
that boy for
his autograph and
taking pictures?
He must be a celebrity!"
# Mr. Schneider
"It's a shame
to waste youth on children!"
7. Monkees in a Ghost Town
Lenny - Lon Chaney, Jr
"You ain't
goin' no place!"
Lady - Rose Marie
"Show business?
Sonny, thirty years ago
the name Betsy
Kawalski brought a throb
to millions
of hearts."
George - Len Lesser
"I'm not sure
they're alone. You keep
these two
on ice while I look around."
First Cop - Hollis Morrison
"You boys
performed a real public service!"
#
Chester - Hollis Morrison
"Problem,
huh? I'd better get Mr. Dillon!"
# Indian Chief - Hollis Morrison
"Me
can not help! Me primitive Indian chief.
Know nothing
about white man's problems!"
8. Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth
Dr Mann, the veterinarian - Jerry Colonna
"Not only
does this horse have
delusions
of singing, but it
also has a
split personality!"
Babbit - Henry Corden
"And don't
let me catch you keeping
a real
werewolf in here!"
Mrs Purdy - Jesslyn Fax
"A vetera--"
Farmer Fisher - Jim Boles
"Johnny sure
appreciates this...
and so does
his dad."
Jenkins - Chuck Bail
"Get yourself
a real horse like my Charlemagne."
Jonathan - Kerry Maclane
"Please Davy,
you could win, please!"
9. The Chaperone
Vandenburg - Arch Johnson
"I want you
to be the first to
know Mrs.
Arcadein has just
consented
to be my wife."
Leslie - Sherry Alberoni
"If you weren't
so overprotective,
Davy wouldn't
have to go such
extremes to
see me!"
Babbit - Henry Corden
"I went back
to my apartment,
but I couldn't
eat, I couldn't sleep,
I couldn't
get you out of my mind.
Did you dye
your hair?"
Mrs Weifers - Diana Chesney
"Huntington
Hartford hates pickled
herring."
Cynthia - Judy Murdock
"Mr. Vandenburg
runs this
place like
an army camp!"
# Mr. Schneider
"No, I do
not!"
10. Here Come The Monkees (The Pilot)
Vanessa - Robyn Milan
"Davy, I think
we've started a trend."
Mr Russell - Richard St John
"Monkeys you
say? Yes, there's something
primitive
about them, Vanessa."
Rudy - Bing Russell
"Woolhat,
take the boys to the
Riveria Country
Club. You're going
to audition
for a Mr. Russell."
Jill - Jill Van Ness
"The boys
are only trying to help
Vanessa pass
her final."
Dr Turner - Larry Tucker
"Disgusting.
It's each man's
solemn duty
to protect his
fellow citizens."
T.V. Interviewer - Paul Mazursky
"Good evening,
Ladies and Gentlemen,
and welcome
to our man-in-the-street interview.
It's a wet
night tonight, but we're going
to ask a few
questions."
Guard - Joe Higgins
"Sure, she
did. Now beat it! Go on!"
Mrs Russell - June Whitley Taylor
"The music
is so sad!"
11. Monkees a La Carte
Fuselli - Harvey Lembeck
"Watch what
you're saying, Red!
I don't smoke
cigars!"
Rocco - Karl Lukas
"Boss, there's
a guitar in
this guitar
case!"
Inspector - Dort Clark
"Don't try
to kid me! I know how
tough it is
to get purple flowers!"
Red - Paul Sorensen
"Fuselli,
you're a two-timing,
double-crossing,
cigar-smoking rat!"
Flora - Helene Winston
"Hey, if you're
the Purple Flower Gang,
then why are
you wearing white caranations?"
Paddy - Jon Kowal
"Hey, waiter,
I don't drink;
give me some
gingerale!"
Benny - Mousy Garner
"You di-di-di-dirty
rat!"
Pop - Paul Deville
"My mother
has been dead the last twenty years!"
Policeman - Don Kennedy
"I thought
we had all these guys in the can?"
12. I've Got a Little Song Here
Bernie - Phile Leeds
"A dog, sir,
but why a dog?"
Producer - Irwin Charone
"Is it taking
you long to write?"
Joannie - Leigh Chapman
"A bouncy
tune! ... in 'The Wolf Girl
Meets the
Vampire in the Old West'?"
Harry - Joseph Mell
"Listen, buddy,
there ain't no Joannie here."
Old Man - Owen McGiveney
"I call my
song, 'My Funny Valentine'."
Watchman - Buddy Lewis
"You can't
park here!"
Hilda - Mary Foran
"Give me the
phone, Harry. I'll get rid of him."
Postman - Bobby Johnson
"Mike, I forgot
to tell you,
there's six
cents due on that letter."
Director - Larry Gelman
"I don't know,
but it could be you-know-who!"
13. One Man Shy (Peter and the Debutante)
Valerie - Lisa James
"You didn't
have to do all this.
I think you're
a fine enough person
just as you
are."
Ronnie - George Furth
"Frauds, everone
of them!
Yahctsmen,
brokers, tailors, hah!
They are just
fifth rate musicians!"
14. Dance, Monkee, Dance
Miss Buntwell - Karen James
"1-2-3-4,
sit an' kiss!"
Timid Man - Stephen Coit
"Pardon me,
miss. I believe I'm
this month's
lucky winner."
Woman - Elizabeth Camp
"Are all your
instructors experienced?"
Smoothie - Derrick Lewis
"That's right.
We know every dance in the book."
Renaldo - Hal March
"I don't care
if you don't know even how to walk!!"
15. Too Many Girls (Davy and Fern)
Mrs Badderly - Reta Shaw
"To think
I let my daughter get
involved with
a no-talent kid!"
Fern - Kelly Jean Peters
"I don't know,
but you touched me
and I heard
music."
Hack - Jeff De Benning
"Sdrawkcab
spelled backwards
means -- is
'backwards'."
16. Son of A Gypsy
Rocco - Vic Tayback
"I see you're
going to fall down,
and become
very unconsious!"
Maria - Jean Arnold
"We are all
thieves at heart."
Marco - Vincent Beck
"You don't
give Marco orders;
Marco has
orders from Mama."
Zeppo - Gene Dynarski
"From the
bumps on your forehead I can
tell many
things. But you have no bumps!"
Kiko - Mario Roccuzzo
"You think
of gypsy, you think of a dancer!"
Madame Rantha - Elizabeth Camp
"Bye bye,
Monkees. Bye bye, gypsies;
don't call
us we'll call you."
# Party Guest - James Frawley
"Yugolslavia,
gavni ni polla polsnon nisee!"
17. The Case of the Missing Monkee
Bruno - Vincent Gardenia
"He was a
fool to pass that note to the boy!"
Schnitzler - Norbert Schiller
"War is war,
and peace is peace,
and science
is science!"
Nurse - Nancy Fish
"I don't suppose
you're old enough
to qualify
under medicare."
Policeman - Ivan Bonar
"Now don't
bother anymore policemen
until you
know where you were!"
Dr Marcovich - Vito Scotti
"Well, I don't
know nothing about musicians,
but you are
musicians, no?"
18. I Was a Teenage Monster
Dr Mendoza - John Holt
"Mirror Mirror
on the wall,
who's the
evilest one of all?"
Monster - Richard Kiel
"The color
scheme should be
lavendar and
puce, or this color."
Groot - Byron Foulger
"Oh, but you
promised to make
me into a
wolfman!"
19. Find the Monkees (The Auditions)
Hubbell Benson - Carl Ballantine
"You say 'can't'!
I find the stars
of my show,
and you keep saying 'can't'!!"
Miss Chomsky - Bobo Lewis
"You don't
think we'd find them in a hospital??"
Masseur - Joe Higgins
"Yes, sir,
Mr. Benson."
Inspector - Art Lewis
"You've come
to the right place, Mr. Benson.
We'll find
your group for you. Finding things
is our business."
20. Monkees in the Ring
Vernon - Joseph Perry
"If the money's
right, The Tiger
will take
a dive at the weigh-in!"
The Champ - D'Urville Martin
"I've heard
you've got a lot of pluck;
I'm here to
wish you luck."
Smasher - Robert Lyons
"How come
he get 300 more than I do?"
Fight Announcer - Jerry Hausner
"Oh, what
an exciting fight this is, fight fans."
Ring Announcer - Jimmy Lennon
"Introducing
in this corner, wearing white trunks,
weighing in
at 120 pounds, the challenger
from Manchester,
England, Dynamite Davy Jones!"
Reporter #1 - George Cisar
"Davy, is
it true you call your
mother everytime
you win a fight?"
Bully - Peter Canon
"Oh a good
samaritan, huh?
Well see if
you like this!!"
Reporter #2 - Richard S Ram
"What stragedy
are you going
to use against
The Champ?"
Sholto - Ned Glass
"If Davy doesn't
win his first
three fights
by knock-out,
you can have
him back, ok?"
21. The Prince and the Paupers
Max - Joe Higgins
"I know, sire,
but can we depend on the
prince's shyness
to keep him unmarried
for another
month?"
Chemist - David Price
"Well it ain't
French Dressing!"
Wendy - Heather North
"Ludlow, I'm
so happy! There's
no one in
the world like you!"
Courtier - Donald Foster
"Before he
could even say 'I do', he didn't!"
Cardinal - William Chapman
"Let him speak
now or forever hold his peace."
Jailer - Clegg Hoyt
"What is it?"
Gloria - Linda Kirk
"You may kiss
my hand!!"
Count Myron - Oscar Beregal
"So I'm sorry
to report
the ceremony
can't take place."
# Prince Ludlow - David Jones
"You're a
pompous windbag,
a funk, and
a pony!"
22. Monkees at the Circus
Victor - Richard Devon
"I tell you
the circus is dead,
and we all
should leave the corpse!!"
Susan - Donna Baccala
"Please, Victor!
People don't really
want to go;
this is their life!"
Pop - Forrest Lewis
"Honey, I
knew something wonderful
would happen!!
The circus never dies!"
Sword Swallower - Carl Carlsson
"But you could
learn to swallow it!!
It's not difficult."
Strong man - Gene Rutherford
"Peter, I've
seen you handle this
with great
ease; I want you to have
this to remember
us by."
Midget - Felix Silla
"Davy, I want
you to have this to remember us by."
23. Captain Crocodile
Howard - Phil Roth
"The Monkees
are here now, Captain!"
Pintoff - Oliver McGowan
"Now, gentlemen,
the purpose of today's meeting
is to decide
whether The Monkees should continue
to appear
on The Captain Crocodile Show."
Secretary - Judy Howard
"May I see
the wire?"
Stage Manager - Larry Gelman
"How did what
go? We've been
off the air
for five minutes!"
Junior Pintoff - Joey Baio
"Men, I guarantee
you, there will be no more
pies in the
face, and you will sing! All right?"
Captain Crocodile - Joey Forman
"So The Monkees
want to work on my show, huh?
We'll see
about that!"
24. Monkees a La Mode
Madame Quagmeyer - Patrice Wynmore
"This year
we have a group of young people
who are the
epitamy of everything
for which
Chic
magazine stands."
Rob Roy Fingerhead - Eldon Quick
"I broke my
camera!"
Toby Willis - Alexandra Hay (credited)
Toby Willis - Valerie Kairys (actual)
"I want you
to know, I quit my job today."
Assistant #1 - Nancy Walters
Assistant #2 - Carole Williams
Rob Roy's Asst. - George Stratton
"Phone call
for you, Rob Roy."
25. Alias Micky Dolenz **
Captain - Robert Strauss
"We want you
to get the hoods
and come back
with the goods."
Ruby - Maureen Arthur
"Gee I don't
know, Babyface. Tony is
top-dog now,
he may not want to give
you your split."
Tony - Jimmy Murphy
"It's no good
Babyface,
you're a has-been."
Vince - Mike Wagner
"Tony says
'right'!!!!"
Patrolman - Don Sherman
"I have these
tickets here
for the policemen's
ball.
Their three
bucks a piece,
twenty for
the batch."
# Babyface Morales - Micky Dolenz
"You say it
and I'll punch you
in the mouth!"
26. Monkee Chow Mein
Dragonman - Joey Forman
"He who eat
cookie, screw up
formula ...
something terrible!"
Toto - Gene Dynarski
"You are too
short, and you have
no ear for
music!"
Agent Modell - Mike Farrell
"Your friend
has picked up a piece
of classified
information."
Chang - Kay Shimatsu
"So sorry,
Plan B not available,
peerrrhaps
Plan C?"
Policeman - Ed Walsh
Inspector Blound - Davy Barry
"Well, he
has long hair, wears strange
clothes ...
well he's not that weird!!"
# Mr. Schneider
"It is better
to have loved and lost,
than to have
not loved at all!"
27. Monkee Mother
Clarisse - Valerie Kairys (credited)
Clarisse - Alexandra Hay (actual)
"Mr. Jones,
I'm shaky all over meeting
such a close
friend of Rex Harrison's!!"
Arthur - Al Dennis
"Alice, sweethart,
loosen his gag.
I can't hear
what he's saying."
Judy - Judy March
"Ah, Millie,
how are ya? Haven't seen you
since I-don't-know-when!!
How's Martin?"
Babbit - Henry Corden
"Don't worry
about that, if I
inconvienced
you in any way."
Larry - William Bramley
"I was wondering,
could I have
a little more
cheesecake?"
Milly - Rose Marie
"But you're
a nice man, Larry.
A very nice
man."
28. Monkees on the Line
Ellen - Susan Browning
"I'm going
to end it all and
don't try
and stop me!!!"
Manny - Milton Frome
"With all
the crazy names singing groups
have these
days, who'd ever suspect?"
Mr. Smith - Richard O'Brien
"But I don't
know any Zelda-baby!!"
Drehdal - Helene Winston
"In bringing
in all this warmth and
happiness
to the world,
don't get
involved with the clients!!"
Director - Jack Donner
"You've must
of been rehearsing an awful lot."
Arnold - Tom Bellin
"Imagine placing
gambling bets through
an answering
service without them knowing it!!"
Mrs. Smith - Lea Marmer
"I knew you
were innocent, Poopsie!!"
29. Monkees Get Out More Dirt
Dr Sisters - Clare Kelly
"If you really
want to win the girl
you love,
find out what kind of man
she likes,
then be that man."
Man with paper - Digby Wolfe
"It shrunk,
it shrunk!!"
Girl - Patricia Foster
"Hi, we're
you're new neighbors.
Can you tell
us where to find the laundrymat?"
April Conquest - Julie Newmar
"Well, do
you realize that all over the world,
there's a
great reservoir of untapped dirt?"
## Cameo - Wally Cox
30. Monkees Manhattan Style
Baker - Dick Anders
"My backer
backed down!"
Butler - Doodles Weaver
"I should
have warned you.
This is the
time for their midevening nap."
Waiter - Alan Soule
"Well, I've
heard it's hard to
become an
actor. What do I do first?"
Dr. Corell - Alfred Denny
"You know
my visiting hours are over."
Groom - Geoffrey Deuel
"Can somebody
help me with this cork?"
Conventioneer - Foster Brooks
"I'll be in
the bar."
Compton - John Graham
"How hungry
can they get in
half an hour?"
Bride - Susan Howard
"He can't
do anything!"
Mr. Weatherwax - Philip Ober
"It's one
hundred and eighty dollars.
That includes
room, board and incidentals."
31. Monkees at the Movies
Philo - Hamilton Camp
"Are you kidding?
He's a perfect teenager!"
Photographer - David
"Must be a
real thrill to work
with Frankie
Catalina."
Girl - Pamelyn Ferdin
Mother - Aileen Carlyle
Tina - Linda Albertona
"I guess there
never were two people
so made for
each other."
Kramm - Jerry Lester
"Now let's
make a picture that teenagers
will watch
... even at a drive-in!"
Frankie Catalina - Bobby Sherman
"Ir's a conspiracy
and
you're part
of it, Kramm!"
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