Stinky Wood & Wharf


Stinky Commandments            Fishing Far and Deep Off the End                  Winter 1998
Words of Wisdom for the Stinky Fisherman

Collected by Jack McLaughlin

Strong Pause

"The grace of the cast, the calm before the strike, then suddenly, a bite; the fish is hooked, and the fisherman begins the delicate game of pump and play as he carefully retrieves his catch."

-- Herbert Schaffner, The Fishing Tackle Catalog (1989)

Old Salty Wood

"If you have the soul of an artist and can see and feel the rustic charm of old wooden structures that have log withstood the lash of time and tide, you will at once recognize something of the hypnotic spell that compels addicts of pier fishing to return again and again, day after day, to the same old spot.

Fish or no fish, rain or shine, you will see them, happy, cheerful, and contented, ensnared in the mesh of a magnetic net of their own mental creation."

-- Raymond Cannon, How to Fish the Pacific Coast (1953)


Keep A-Goin!

"If you strike a thorn or rose,
Keep a-goin'!
If it hails or if it snows,
Keep a-goin'!
'Taint no use to sit an' whine
When the fish ain't on your line;
Bait your hook an keep a-tryin'-
Keep a-goin'!

-- Frank Stanton

The Old Man & the Sea

"Everything about him was old except his eyes and they were the same color of the sea and were cheerful and undefeated."

-- Santiago in Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea

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