Memo
From Agent Catfish
South Daytona, FL
To Procurement
NIMR
Re: Earplugs and other noise maskers

Would it be possible for me to borrow a good set of Super Deluxe Earplugs or
Headset? It's Bike Week here and more than 500,000 motorcycles make a heck of a
racket. My head's spinning, the water in the swimming pool is quivering, and my
plants have stopped blooming and are dropping their leaves!

From Procurement
NIMR
To Agent Catfish
South Daytona, FL
Re: Earplugs and other noise maskers

Dear applicant,
Please fill out the attached forms. Allow 4 to 6 weeks for non-department
requests to be reviewed.

From Agent Catfish
South Daytona, FL
To Procurement
NIMR
Re: Earplugs and other noise maskers

I can't wait 4 to 6 weeks. The noise is now. And it's not as if I'm a total
stranger.

From Procurement
NIMR
To Agent Catfish
South Daytona, FL
Re: Earplugs and other noise maskers

We've determined that is no record of Catfish, Agent in our non- affiliated
equipment lease program. Please submit forms 1-35 sections A, C and X to attach
to your request.

From Agent Catfish
South Daytona, FL
To Procurement
NIMR
Re: Earplugs and other noise maskers

By the time you knuckleheads review my request, Bike Week will be over!


From Procurement
NIMR
To Agent Catfish
South Daytona, FL
Re: Earplugs and other noise maskers

Your request has been filed.
Thank you for contacting NIMR.

From Agent Catfish
South Daytona, Fl.
To Lt. Cmdr. W. Jamison
SSRN Seaview
Re: Earplugs and other noise maskers

Jamie, is there any way you can help me? I really don't want to bother Harry or
Lee but my ears are hurting!

From Procurement
NIMR
To Agent Catfish
South Daytona, FL
Re: Earplugs and other noise maskers

As per your request, one pair of Super Deluxe Earplugs (Nelson invention C-45gz)
have been sent via FEDEX Overnight Delivery.

From Agent Catfish
South Daytona
To HENS AGENCY
`So Secret, Even We Don't Know What We're Doing'
Across the Globe

Re: Earplugs and other noise maskers

As we've discussed, it always helps to have friends in high places.

PS. Saw a great cherry red Harley that I'll just have to talk Lee into
purchasing (for the next time he's in Daytona-he couldn't make it for Bike
Week.) Would I ever love to ride pillion with him, my arms around his waist!
With earplugs of course.