From: Adm. Nelson; SSRN Seaview
To: NIMR Administration, Maintainance Dept.
Re: Mouse infestation
It has come to my attention that Angie has been complaining about a
mouse problem. Get on the ball and get rid of the critters.

From. NIMR Administration, Maintenance Dept.
To: Adm. Nelson, SSRN Seaview
Re: Mouse infestation
It's her laptop's mouse, sir.

From: Adm. Nelson
To: NIMR Administration, Maintainance Dept.
Re:Mouse infestation
I don't care if it prefers to munch on her personal computer or
mine, get rid of it. Hire 'Rodent Be Gone'. They're a bit expensive
but they did a great job on the old Nautilus when we were berthed
next to a banana boat.

From: NIMR Administration, Maintaninance Dept.
To: Adm. Nelson
Re: Mouse infestation
Sir. The problem is that her laptop mouse doesn't work, even though
there is nothing wrong with the driver.

From: Adm. Nelson
To: You idiots
Re: Mouse infestation
I don't recall hiring any rodents to work at NIMR, and if I did,
what has it to do with chauffering anyone around when one of the
drivers is sick.

From: The Idiots
To: Adm. Nelson
Re: Mouse infestation
Dear sir, attached is a detailed diagram of the mouse in question.

From: Adm. Nelson
To: Admin.
Re: Mouse infestation
Well, at least I don't have to pay it in cheese. Is it working yet?

From: Admin.
To: Adm. Nelson
Re: Mouse infestation
No, the technicians haven't been able to figure it out...Angie will
just have to use her finger pad... she's already broken two
fingernails.

From: Adm. Nelson
To: Angie
Re: Mouse infestation
Find in procuremen, just purchased, a new laptop. Easier than trying
to figure out that mouse business.

From: Angie
To: Adm. Nelson
Re: Mouse infestation
Gee sir, thanks, but it only needed a battery, and had to be
reset..so sorry for all the fuss. May I keep the new laptop anyway?

From: Adm. Nelson
To: The best Adm. Assistant ever
Re: Mouse infestation
Of course, my dear. It's always helpful to have a backup...but I'm
not paying for your trip to the nail salon.

From: Jiggs Starke, ComSubPac, Hawaii
To: Harry Nelson, SSRN Seaview
Re: Mouse infestation
Harry, you old salt, I understand you've had a bit of a rodent
problem...find down at the procurement office when you return to
port, a guarenteed remedy.

From: H. Nelson,NIMR
To: J. Starke ComSubPac
Re: Mouse infestation
Thank you for your kind offer of help, however, what on earth am I
going to do with a kitten? Besides, by now you've heard how I
totally misunderstood the situation.

From: H. Nelson, NIMR
To: J. Starke ComSubPac
Re: Mouse infestation
Belay that. Sharkey's smitten with the little furrball.Glad to have
found it a good home, and he says there's not a mouse in the place,
figuratively and literally.

From: Admin.NIMR
To: Adm. Nelson, NIMR
Re: Mouse infestation
Glad to hear the problem has been resolved. Enclosed find bill for
my department's brief stay at Willow Bend Rest Home.

From: Adm. Nelson
To: Admin.NIMR
Re: Mouse infestation
Attached is reciept for bill, paid in full, now get back to work,all
of you.
PS. Next time, just send me a 'Dummy's book'?