Powdered Peril

 

By R. L. Keller

 

Walter Morgan, who was rarely called anything except “Cookie” by those he worked with, hummed softly to himself as he maneuvered around his domain – the high-tech galley aboard the submarine Seaview.  One of the original crew members, he’d signed on as a nuclear reactor technician and still served in that capacity in emergency situations.  But an incident during one of Seaview’s early cruises had the Skipper at the time, Capt. John Phillips, asking for volunteers to man the galley when the original cook had been injured.  An excellent but amateur, self-taught, chef, Walter had quickly found that he really liked cooking for Seaview’s crew.  The crew seemed happy with his efforts as well, and almost before he realized what was happening he became ‘Cookie.’

 

Oh, he had to admit, there had been some rocky times.  Admiral Nelson, the man who designed and owned Seaview as part of the Nelson Institute of Marine Research, wasn’t the easiest man in the world to get along with.  Not only was he a perfectionist and a workaholic, some of the scientists and researchers who were all too frequently aboard for one project or another seemed to make a habit of causing absolute chaos.  That’s how the original cook had been injured.  And then there was the new Skipper.  Capt. Phillips had been killed and Nelson had brought in some baby-faced Commander to take over.  Cookie hadn’t at first been impressed but he, like the rest of the crew, had fairly quickly gotten used to the man and his different ways, and Seaview had never run more smoothly.  There was still chaos, Cookie was quick to note.  But…  Cookie smiled as he continued to hum softly.  Life was good.

 

Today was a typical example.  Seaview had left port three days ago on some special project of the Admiral’s.  There were a couple of researchers aboard from NIMR, and also some scientist friend of Nelson’s – Cookie hadn’t paid much attention to the actual project they were all involved in; he didn’t really care.  His only questions had been about if any of the guests had specific dietary issues – food allergies, etc.  When he’d been told no, he’d been free to plan his menus accordingly.

 

This morning, once breakfast was pretty well over and lunch was under control, Cookie decided to make a big batch of fresh whole-wheat rolls.  Some would go well with the dinner he had planned for this evening, and any leftovers the crew would make short work of as snacks and impromptu sandwich bread.  If by any chance there were any left the following day he’d turn them into croutons for the salad he was planning to make.  He nodded to his assistant, Higgins, who was keeping an eye on the Wardroom as well as watching the pans of chili mac n’ cheese that were about halfway baked for lunch, and started gathering his ingredients for the rolls.  Yeast was quickly combined with warm water and a bit of sugar so that it could proof while he put the dry ingredients together.  He opened the flour bin, prepared to start measuring out half whole-wheat flour and half white, a combination that had quickly proven to be a huge hit with the crew, and realized that the regular flour bin was almost empty.  Higgins caught the puzzled expression on his face and immediately turned red.

 

“Sorry, Cookie,” he apologized.  “I meant to fill that right after breakfast yesterday but I got sidetracked and totally forgot.  I’ll run down to the storage locker and get it right now.

 

Cookie waved off the apology.  Yesterday morning’s breakfast had gotten a little hectic after overhearing XO Morton gently harassing the Skipper, Cdr. Crane, about some waffles the two had eaten someplace back East when the pair had attended Annapolis together.  Cookie had asked what was so special about them – he was always trying to stay one step ahead of the Skipper, whose eating habits weren’t always the best.  Neither XO nor Skipper could exactly explain with anything better than “the texture was…different, and they were kind of dark – but yummy.”  Cookie had immediately guessed that someone had substituted whole-wheat flour for at least some of the usual white, and mixed up a small batch.  He was extremely pleased that apparently he’d guessed right.  The Skipper, usually a very light eater, had not only had seconds but thirds as well, which led to everyone else having more than usual, and Cookie had to scramble to keep up with demand.

 

Now he laughed.  “Hey, no problem.  It was actually kind of nice to see the Skipper eat that much at one time.”

 

“And fun to see how everyone else thought that it was great as well,” Higgins agreed.

 

Cookie’s grin increased.  “You keep an eye on lunch.  The yeast needs to proof a bit longer anyway.  I’ll go get the flour.”

 

“You sure, Cookie?  That’s really my job.”

 

Cookie waved him off once more.  “No biggy.  Gives me a chance to stretch my legs,” and he headed out the Galley door and down one deck, to where the main storage locker for Seaview’s non-perishable food supplies were located.

 

“Please tell me you’re not abandoning ship,” came from behind Cookie as he hit the bottom of the stairs and headed for the storage area’s door.  He turned, and smiled as he spotted Skipper Crane coming toward him with a clipboard in his hand.  Unless he was needed in the Conn, Crane was apt to be found anywhere and everywhere on the boat no matter the time of day.  Or night, for that matter.

 

“Not a chance, Skipper,” Cookie told him honestly but with a quick smile.  He started to add, “Who’d keep you properly fed,” decided that was a bit too informal, even for him, and buried it quickly in a small cough.  “Just need to grab something while it’s quiet,” he said instead, because he needed to say ‘something’ in response to Crane’s comment.

 

“Need a hand?” Crane asked.

 

Cookie’s grin broadened once more.  That had taken some getting used to – by the entire crew.  Crane didn’t care what needed doing.  From dealing with giant mutant seaweed down to installing a new light bulb – if he could help he was right there in the middle of whatever the issue was, and didn’t give a rip if it was seemingly ‘below his station,’ as it were.  “Just grabbing a bag of flour,” Cookie now told him.  “Got it under control.”

 

Crane grinned as well.  “I’ll just get the hatch for you, then.”  The pair entered the storage locker, and Cookie walked over to where the pallet of fifty-pound bags of flour was secured.  He loosened the straps long enough to grab the bag he needed, grinned again as Crane quickly re-secured the straps, and headed back toward the hatch.

 

They’d nearly made it when the intercom crackled with something that sounded like “All hands, brace for ro…” and the submarine was instantly rocked wildly from side to side.  Both Cookie and Crane were knocked off their feet.  The bag of flour, which Cookie had tossed over his shoulder once Crane started re-securing the pallet, was ripped from his hands, broke on impact with the deck, and flour flew everywhere!

 

The intercom crackled again.  “Damage report – all stations,” came in XO Morton’s confident, controlled voice.  Crane glanced at Cookie as he quickly got to his feet and reached for the nearest mic.  Cookie gave him a quick “I’m okay,” but frowned at the mess the split open bag of flour had made.  He didn’t pay a whole lot of attention as Crane called the Conn for an update.  Seaview had hit an underwater wave with almost no warning.  It happened sometimes – such was life on a submarine.  He did, however, turn as Crane, who was listening as the XO told him all damage reports were negligible, gave his own report.

 

“When you can, send a couple men down to the main food storage locker.  We’ve had a snow storm that needs cleaning up.”

 

Cookie couldn’t help himself.  He looked around at the mess, including the fact that both he and the Skipper were covered with flour, and he just started to laugh.  He looked up at Crane, who also started chuckling.  “What’s going on down there?” XO Morton demanded.  Apparently the mic was still open.  The growled comment only made Crane laugh harder and Cookie did the same.  ‘Something’ came over the intercom before it went dead and Crane hung up the mic, still laughing.  “You got this?” he asked Cookie.

 

“Under control,” Cookie assured him as two crewmen scurried in through the open hatch, followed closely by COB Jones.  All three took one look at the mess and also started to grin.  “Have this cleaned up in no time,” the chef told his CO.

 

Crane was still grinning.  “Carry on,” he told all four.  “I’d better go explain to the XO before he has any more of a hissy fit.”  He gave a quick brush to his uniform but nothing much short of Laundry Detail was going to salvage it.  He shrugged, smiled again, and headed toward the Conn.  Cookie and COB Jones shared a look, grinned, and everyone got busy cleaning up the mess.  Just another day on Seaview.