In recognition and celebration of this software giant, Dairy Queen has formulated a new treat in its honor. The new menu item will be called the ' Window's Freeze '. In keeping with its namesake, this new item will be sporatically and unpredictably available at your local Dairy Queen. Stop by today and see if you can get one!

AN IDEA FOR A NEW PRODUCT

Today's new Moms are often on the go a lot. Work, home, family. etc. To make life a little simpler and hassle-free I propose that the company which produces Pampers market a new line of Pre-Soiled Diapers. This would really be a boon to the busy Mom. Straight from the package to the garbage, without all that messy in-between stuff which just slows things down!

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DEEP THOUGHTS, by JOHN HANDEY

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