This is a posting by one of the morons who run a site called "Metal-Sludge". This idiot goes by the name "Ozzy Stillbourne" how creative eh? Well, you'll have to read this for yourself but let me just say, it is people like this guy and his cohorts who make it really a struggle for local musicians all over the U.S. this guy has a problem with us interviewing such bands as 'Simon Barr Sinister' and 'Liquid' because he's never heard of them. Well, that's kind of the point of this site, to get some exposure and press for GREAT underground, local bands. Everyone has to start somewhere. All bands had to do covers and play clubs at sometime in the start of their career, and they need support more than these signed bands out there who have the record companies paying their way. So check out what this guy had to say then go on over to  www.metal-sludge.com and tell him to suck your dick
Here is the part of the post about us here at the webrage, now I'm gonna steal a "metal-sludge" trademark and make my (Skyler) comments in GREEN

idiots Of This Gossip Board
 Saturday, 16-Oct-1999 17:11:44

         202.47.249.5 writes:

         <body>
 
 
 
 

         People have been asking for this a long fxcking time, so like the UPS man,
         I'm going to deliver.
 

         Who am I going to discuss today?
 

         All you idiots that post here.   Probably you!

 Now what the fxck is this about Web Rage?  I went to check out this site
 and saw they interviewed such huge acts as Blackwall and Simon Barr
Sinister.  Who the fxck are they?( you see that's the point of this site... to get people to      know who these bands are because they deserve more recognition than they have at this moment in time, but some imbecilic idiots just don't understand simple concepts)
Simon Barr Sinister?  That's the gayest name I've ever heard.  I wish that name was more than
words.  I wish it was a giant rope so I could wrap it around Simon's neck
and choke him with it, because the name of the band is more ridiculous than
Josette bragging about having a photo taken with J.J. Jackson from MTV.
You think people are suppose to be impressed because you managed to learn a
little HTML and you interview these fxcking joke bands? (no I dont want anyone to be impressed with me, that is not the point of this site, the point of this site is for the viewers to be impressed with the BANDS do you get that yet?)  You think because
you have a photo gallery featuring Hair Of The Dog and Jackyl that I'm suppose
to bookmark your page?  Who gives a shxt about any of that?  As I
write this, you have 1715 hits, which is what we get in a typical day.( So what do you want? a brownie pin? or a chest like mine so it'll stand out when you wear it?)  But
the thing is, half those hits are from people who go to your message board to
bitch at you!  And check out the quality questions that are asked,
 

         "What type of music do you play?"

         "Who's in the band?"

( note: these bands are known in the towns/cities, and surrounding towns where they hail from but people in say Ocean City, Maryland don't know anything at all about a band from fucksville, Idaho, and it is the simple information we are trying to get across, we dont need to know what celebrity Troof the lead singer of Simon Barr Sinister would like to be a tampon for. that has absolutely no relevance to the music or band)
Wow, riveting!  Those questions make Gerri Miller look like
Hemmingway. ( who cares about Gerri Miller?) This page is run by some stripper whore named Skyler (<sarcasm> oh yes I'm such a slut and whore... I screw a different guy every night!!</sarcasm>)who likes to shake her baloney tits in some bar for a few pennies. (More in one night than you make in 2 weeks pumping gas at citgo) Good for you
honey.  I also noticed your pudgy( thanks nothing wrong with being pudgy) little face on the site.  I understand the reason you put your picture up is because you, like Josette, have
no real talent,( oh I have talent but this site isn't about showing off my talent, you see people like you think that your only talented if your rich and have a platinum album on you're wall you haven't learned yet you have to watch out for the little guys, the ones that aren't famous can  most of the time play or sing circles around the "BIG DOGS" of the business) but you desperately want to be famous. (not even) You crave attention.( ok sure who doesn't?)  You want people to see you in a bar and go, "Hey, there's Skyler, Ms. Baloney Tits.  She runs Web Rage."  But you see, we at Metal Sludge didn't start this page to be famous.  Nobody on the
internet is famous.  Nobody gives a shxt.  Any monkey with a computer can do this, (example, Blas Elias).  We don't need to plaster our site with cute little photos of ourselves( they are cute aren't they:-P) in hopes that people recognize us.  To be honest, I don't want anybody to know who I am because I don't want to deal with any of you.  Leave me alone! ( more than likely some pimply faced geek with a pocket protector that's why he doesn't want anyone to see the real "Ozzy Stillbourne") The thing is, Metal Sludge could put a huge link on the front of our site telling everyone to go to Web Rage.( So do it)  And a lot of people would.  But they'd never return, ( oh yes I bet at least half of them would) because the site offers
absolutely nothing.(and yours offers what beside a good laugh once in a great while?)
 

         Metal Sludge = Led Zepplin

         Web Rage = Slik Toxik Tribute Band(Slik Toxik was a cool band)
 

Well what do ya think of that?
What an ass.
Till next time
Skyler

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