Alright all you crazy cats. You all know why you like Xena right?
It's for the comedy right? The one-liners, the slapstick, etc.
Well, even if that isn't the main reason you like Xena, it's still funny right?
Hmm, how many times am I going to say right....

"Very funny. Fortunately I have a brilliant sense of humor."

-Gabrielle from Fins, Femmes, and Gems

"Oh my god, you killed Kenny! You bitch!"

-Xena's lice from In Sickness and In Hell

"It'll attract less attention than walking around naked I suppose."

-Callisto from Sacrifice II

"I've cut off the flow of blood to your brain and other pertinent body parts, so tell me, how old were you when you lost your virginity?" "Xena!" "Shut-up Mavis, this is important."

-Xena from The Furies

"I am the ultimate fantasy."

-Gabrielle from Fins, Femmes, and Gems