SMILE!
SOMEONE THOUGHT YOU NEEDED A SMILE!
AND SENT YOU A SMILE~O~GRAM!
Be careful what you ask for........
You just might get it!
When God passed out brains,
I thought He meant trains.....
I missed mine!
When God passed out out looks,
I thought He meant books,
I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I though he meant beers,
I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs
I thought he meant kegs
I asked for two real big ones
When God passed out out noses,
I thought he meant roses
I asked for a large red one.
When God passed out heads
I thought He meant beds
I asked for a big soft one
When God passed out hips,
I thought he meant lips
I asked for a large round pair
GOD! NOW AIN'T I A MESS?!
