And So It Begins (mute mode version)
By Paige, David, and Rick Jones(Author's note: Paige: Okay, this has to be the craziest thing on the planet Earth, brought on by one too many glasses of punch, about 20 more cookies then the human body actually needs, and staying up way too late watching Digimon. If it weren't for the fact that it's kind of funny, I would disembowel all knowledge of it's existence, and pretend I never wrote it, or had any part in it's creation.
David: very good
Rick: IT IS COOL!)
Tai: David
Agumon: David
Sora: David
Biyomon: David
Enemies: David
Matt: Rick
Gabumon: Rick
TK: Rick
Patamon: Rick
Sound Effects: Rick
Izzy: Paige
Tentomon: Paige
Mimi: Paige
Palmon: Paige
you: Paige
Gomamon: Paige
Big Decision Maker: Paige
Theme Song: Quiet quiet...
T: (VO)This is some planet. And so it begins with a cacti and a hut and a town and heat waves over... San Francisco and a flood and snowstorms at camp, and me resting.
T: (snow flake falls on face)Oh my god! I'm Tai. This is Sora. I love her. This is Matt. He thinks he's all that. This is TK...
I: Izzy! My name is Izzy!
T: This is Mimi. Guess her favorite color! This is what's his name, Matt's brother. And this is Joe. Don't scare him. He'll pee his pants. Then it started to snow, and all was wondrous in the little town of Camp.
Group: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
T: I guess the canoe races are canceled. Let's have toboggan races instead!
TK: Uh oh!SE: FartM: Hey, come back.S: Brr. Brr. Brr. Brr.
J: Hey, it snowed! This really sux. MM: Wow! Snow!
I: I hate snow. My computer doesn't work when it snows.
T: Hey TK, what's this?I: My name is IZZY!!!!
MM: Oh its soo pretty .
I: Sure it is.
S: I love Tai
.I: That is Way Too Much Information.
S: I'm gonna kill you.
J: You can't kill him. It's against camp rules.
M: Wuzza Wuzza, Infinity. Yeah yeah yeah.
T: I love Sora.(that green thing appears, the DigiVices pop out.)
Group: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
SE: 7 booms and puffs.
S: I love Tai. I'm gonna kill Izzy.
M: Everyone alright?
MM: I broke a nail!
J: I peed my pants.I: What the… Huh?
S: A doohickey! Wow!
I: Uh, yah.(the big wave part)
Group: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.(tai wakes up)
T: I'm dead. AHHHH!! What are you!
K: I'm Koromon. The terribly bad Digimon!
T: Bad Digimon?
K: Yup yup.T: Eek eek eek!
K: Eek eek eek?
T: bad Digimon, huh?
K: Mm-hmm.
Analyzer thingy(AT): Koromon, the terribly bad Digimon.
T: Huh TK?
I: I am not TK. My name is Izzy.
MO: Yo, Wazzup?
T: Ahh, my ball! My ball!
MO: My name is Motimon, the totally cool Digimon.
AT: Motimon, the totally cool Digimon
.I: Yeah, whatever, nobody really cares, go away, please.
T: (says nothing, mouth just moves.)(tai looks around)
SE: People screaming.
T: Huffin, puffin, huffin, puffin. (Thought) Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree,tree, more tree, rock, tree, mountain.
K-man: Ai-yee Ai-yee Aiyee, Ai-yee.
T: (Th) Tasty looking bug thing… I'm hungry.
KAW: GRR!!! (shaves tree)
K&T: Wee!MO: File Done! File Done! File Done! File Done! File Done!
I: O-kay.
K: Bubble Blop.
AT: Kawuagamon, a fairly tasty bug Digimon.
K: Pop
.T: Geronimo! Oiy! Never do that without a parachute. Uh! My ball!
K: I'm courage!
T: I'm courage? What does that mean, my ball, what?
K: It's Koromon.
I: Can't you get anybody's name right!
MO: File Done!
SE: Whoosh.
All: huh?
KAW: Grr grr.
S: Come on out honey!
T: Okay, I'm coming. :gasp: A radish!
Y: I am Yokomon, the radish Digimon.
AT: Yokomon, the radish Digimon.
S: It's my Digimon too.
T: (says nothing, mouth moves.)
I: let's eat it.
I: Oh, a pig!
AT: Tokomon, the cute pig Pokemon.
TO: I'm Tokomon, the cute pig Pokemon.
TK: coming.
SE: another fart.
T: No more beans… Die Matt, die.
M: Huh? I thought you wanted to kill Izzy.
TS: I'm Tsunomon, the murderous Digimon
.AT: Tsunomon, the murderous Digimon
.J: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
.J: Man, I think I pooped my pants.
B: Me Bukamon, flying fish Digimon!
AT: Bukamon, the flying fish Digimon
.Joe: Ah. (looks over digis.) Oh, a radish and a pig
.Joe: Let's eat the radish.
Digis: Were Pokemon! Er, Digimon!
T: What are you talking about, ball?
K: My name's Koromon, not ball.
TS: I like to kill.
Y: Please don't eat me.
MO: File done! Wuzzup!
B: Me like cheese!
TO: I'm not a pig!
T: Let's all kiss Sora! Heh heh heh heh.
S: No way, Jose.
M: Wuzzup y'all.
J: How about we eat the radish?
I: Naw, the pigs better.
TK: How's about the big bug? Or the fish?
SE: Fart
ALL: TK!
SE: clock ticks
I: Where's is she?
SE: Clock ticks
T: Mimi's late.
M: The script said she shoulda been here earlier.
J: What script?
ALL EXCEPT JOE: Uh, nothing!
SE: Nails on a chalkboard.
MM: Sorry, lost the script.
TA: I am Tanemon, the lettuce Digimon.
MM: I hate lettuce.
AT: Tanemon, the lettuce Digimon.
S: Stand up wimp.
MM: GO away Sora.
Group: Ahahahahah.
J: Tell me what script!
SE: Fart
Y: Somebody laid a whiffer.
T: I love Sora. I wanna kill TK.
I: (VO) DANGIT, the name is Izzy!
Sora: Yah, kill Izzy!
M: No more beans TK.
I: Why does everybody want to kill me?
S: Wuzza Wuzza, infinity. Wuzzup!
T: Help me ball!
K: I'm not a ball dangit!
T: My ball!
Group: Eek.
SE: Fart.
Group: TK!
S: No, Tai! No, Radish!
T: (mouth moves, no sound.)
K: I'm courage, I'm courage.
T: Courage?
S: Radish.
MM: Cabbage.
I: Whatever you are.
TK: Pig thing.
M: Second rate ball.
J: I'm allergic to seafood.
KAW: I lost my freaking script! Where is it!
T: You got it right there, dimwad!
SE: Fart
M: TK!
T: Ball, where's the script!
KAW: I'm freaking hungry!
Koromon: I am not a freaking ball, the name's KOROMON!!!!
SE: fart
M: TK!! DANGIT, NO MORE BEANS, EVER!!!!
MO: Y-M-C-A! Y-M-C-A!
I: O-kay.
Y: I'm gonna die.S: Okay, come back before dinner.
TS: We wanna eat the bug!
TO: Yah, the bug!
J&B: ( No sound)
MM: Did I mention I don't like lettuce?
Group: buh-bye
.S: Darn, there goes dinner!
I: Ah, shoot!
M: Good riddance.TK: My snack!J: Ew, it touched me!MM: C'Ya!
SE: fart
Group: TK! (except Tai, who says WHAT'S YOUR NAME!)
T: No, my ball!
SE from black whole: Whooshes, and bleeps and whistles, and stuff.
SE: fart
Group: DANGIT!
K: Koromon Digivolve to... GreyAgumon.
Y: Yokomon Digivolve to... BirdraPiyomon.
MO: Motimon, like, Digivolve to... KabuteriTentomon, like, ya know!
TS: Second Rate Ball thing Tsunomon DV to... GaruruGabumon.
TO: Tokomon Digivolve to... I forgot!
B: Bukamon Digivolve to… Another fish... DANGIT!
TA: Cabbage Digivolve to... a JR salad!
T: A JR salad?
A: Arg.
SE: Whooshie.
JRS: Rope thing!
IF: Pa-tooie!
KT: Thundershock! Pikapika!
AF: I'll just trip him.
A: Doomsday Breath!
GG: Water Gun! Squirtle Squirt!
BP: Whirlwind! Pid-geot!
KAW: I was just hungry! WAAA!
A: DIE FOOL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SE: Fart
Group: TK! DANGIT! (tai says WHAT'S YOUR NAME! DANGIT instead.)
T: (mouth moves, no sound)
SE: like 5 farts.
T: DANGIT WHAT'S YOUR NAME, THIS IS A MOMENT! NO FREAKING FARTING!
M: (TH) Okay, now it's a second rate heck hound.
KAW(surfer dude like): Uh, like, grr.
S: Ah shoot!
GROUP: Wuzza wuzza Infinity! Ahh, we are 'falling.'
T: Die TK!
S: I love you Tai!
M: I'm too cute to die!
TK: I hate flying!
MM: I love you Matt!
J: What script, dangit!
I: Aw, here it goes! And My name is IZZY!
THE END, FOR NOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::cough, cough::...