By Robert Costlow
Note: You may think it's stupid when you see what I'm going to type.
There's an uncommon sight a treehouse. Inside Ash is taping his foot.
Ash: Come on we don't have all night.
Izzy: I'm almost done.
Tai: Well can you hurry it up last time you said that was an hour ago.
Tentomon: Give him a break.
Izzy: Done!
Misty: What did he say.
Ash: He said done.
Misty: Oh.
Tai: Uh I'll be right back. TK, Kari time for bed.
TK and Kari: OOOHHH
Tai: Sorry.
Ash: Alright lets play.
Tai: Yes.
Ash: Checklist: Disks.
Everyone: Check.
Ash: Duel Shock Analog Controllers.
Everyone: Check.
Ash: Analog on
Everyone: Check.
Ash: Alright good to go.
When they got the game started it was Twisted Metal 3. Tai put down his goggles. Ash turned his hat backwards.
Tai: Rock n Roll with Primeval.
Sora: I'll take Hammerhead.
Matt: Hmmm Auger.
Izzy: Axle.
Mimi: Specter.
Ash: Minion I choose you.
Misty: Lets go Flower Power.
Brock: OK Firestarter
They start playing.
Ash: Who shot at me.
Brock: Chill Ash there are stray bullets everywhere.
Tai: No. I shot that one.
Brock's vehicle runs low on health.
Brock: Aw man Ash, I gotta get some health.
Ash: Sorry man. Every man for himself.
Misty, Mimi, and Sora:
Ash:
Ooops sorry. Every man \ woman for him \ her self.
Misty:
Better.
Tai:
Aw man Ash blew me up. Ash you jerk.
Ash:
Aw quit your whining.
Misty:
Stuff it or I'll blow you both up.
Ash:
Shut up Misty.
Misty:
That's it.
Misty blew up Ash.
Tai:
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ash:
Icy cold blast!
Misty's car blew up.
Misty:
Ooooh why did that!?!
Misty blew up Brock's car.
Brock:
MISTY!!!
Matt:
Ha ha.
Brock:
Shut up.
Tai:
He told you Matt ha ha.
Matt:
Shut up.
Brock blew up Matt's car.
Matt:
TAI!!! BROCK!!!
Tai and Brock:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Matt blew up Brock's car.
Brock:
Ouch I'm out of it.
Tai:
Cool Brocks gone. New target and it's Ash.
Ash:
Don't even think about it. Freeze blast!
Tai:
OUCH!
Misty:
You're a bigger whiner than Brock, Tai.
Tai:
Say what.
Sora:
Don't worry Tai I'll take her.
Sora blew up Misty's car.
Misty:
Sora you....... Now I'm out of it.
Ash:
I'll get her Misty!
Ash blew up Sora's car.
Sora:
Err!!!
Tai:
Oh that's it your second on my list.
Tai blew up Ash's car.
Ash:
Aw man now I'm out of it.
Tai:
Oh yeah. Ooops sorry do this Mimi.
Tai blew up Mimi's car.
Mimi:
One life left.
Matt:
TAI!!!
Matt blew up Tai's car.
Tai blew up Matt's car.
Matt:
I'm out of it.
Tai blew up Mimi's car.
Mimi:
I think Tai's winning.
Tai:
Sorry Sora.
Sora:
That's OK.
Tai blew up Sora's car.
Sora:
Now it's down to Tai and Izzy. Come on Tai.
Joe:
Hey what about me.
Sora:
Tai'll blow you to smitherins.
Tai blew up Joe's car.
Joe:
Tai!
Izzy blew up Joe's car.
Joe:
Man next time no one blow me up.
Brock:
Sorry that's the point of the game.
Tai:
Hmmm.
Izzy:
Hmmm.
Tai:
Ahh.
Izzy:
Uh.
Tai:
Yes.
Izzy:
No.
Tai blew up Izzy's car.
Izzy:
Huh!?!
Tai:
Good try everyone. But I turned out as champ.
Matt:
(Muttering)He means chump.
Tai:
Say what!?!
Ash:
Good shootin` champ.
Tai:
Thanks you didn't do so bad yourself man.
The End