hi this is me new author Bob The Conqueror undergoing the initiation right for all digimon fanfic writers here are the unwritten rules of a digimon fanfic writer finally written down.
1. Your first story must be a crossover with pokemon
2. Your second story must introduce a new character. the character you
introduce must resemble
you or a improved you (the you that you want to be)
3. You may alternate rules one and two or combine them but they must be done!
4. You must write a long and involved series and then never conclude it. (have
you people noticed
this?)
5. you must have capital letters where none are needed and or ASCII characters
where none are
needed.
I will do my best to live up to these rules also please excuse my spelling I know its bad the spell checker will get most of it but I will just spell the digimons names sounded out there we go now on to the story itself!!
Disclaimer: I do not own digimon or pokemon. If I did I would be filthy rich and would be spending my time buying expensive things instead of writing fanfics.
Ash, Misty and Brock are in a forest and they are lost and of course they are having an argument (what else?).
The digidestined are sitting at camp recovering from their latest battle with a wild digimon. Izzy is typing away at his laptop and then suddenly gets excited.
Izzy: hey I think I just discovered something
Mimi: O, What’s that.
Izzy: do you remember when I used my laptop to create a portal that brought us to Etimon’s upside-down pyramid?
Matt: Vaguely
Saura: Portal to the upside-down pyramid what are you talking about?
Joe: You weren’t there you were with datamon
Saura: Don’t remind be.
Gomamon: too late for that.
Tai: can we just get on with it?
Izzy: ok well I think I may have found a way to make another portal but this time I think it will lead to earth.
Tai: well why don’t you try it then?
Izzy: well if everyone agrees I guess I can try.
Izzy types into his laptop. A small point of light appears and begins to expand into a bubble showing a scene of a forest that looks a lot like one on earth.
Tentomon: Are you certain this is safe?
Izzy: Hrmm I hadn’t really thought of that........
Joe: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Several more points of light appear and grow out of control until they begin to suck in things from the surrounding area (don’t ask me why its just what all portals do in fanfics). Every person and mon goes through a different portal.
several portals appear seemingly at random in whatever place it is pokemon takes
place in. a
person or mon falls out. not all the portals are at ground level so not all of
them land in as
good shape as most of them. Biomon, Tentomon
and Patomon
don’t fall they just
hover to the
ground.
Tentomon: (grumpily) I’ll have to have a talk with Izzy when I find him again
Tentomon explores the area where he came out of the portal. he sees a small green animal that seems native to the area. he decides to ask some questions
Tentomon: Hello I am Tentomon who are you?
animal: Caterpie
Tentomon: ok well do you know the name of this place?
Caterpie: Caterpie
Tentomon: yes I know that’s your name but do you kn-
Caterpie: catter catter pie catter?
Tentomon: you aren’t much of a talker are you?
in another area of forest.
Ash: hey what’s that?
Misty: its looks like a Seal but kind of different.
Ash: well Dexter doesn’t know what it is but maybe it just looks too different.
Gomamon: (waking up) uuugggggg
Ash: Well either way I’m going to catch it!
Misty: Hey Ash water is my specialty I think I should catch it.
Brock: well Mistys right there
Ash: fine go for it Misty
Misty: Horsey go!!
Gomamon: (finally coherent) hey what’s that?
Brock: Woah it talks!
Misty: Horsey water gun!
Gomamon gets knocked back a couple of feet.
Gomamon: HEY! what’d I do?!?!
Brock: better not let this one get away it seems rare!
Misty: Pokeball go!
Pokeball hits Gomamon (ever notice how the people on pokemon have really good throwing accuracy?) and absorbs him. The Pokeball rolls on the ground a little then breaks open.
Gomamon ARIGHT..... THAT’S IT!
Gomamon leaps forward and gives Horsy a good scratch with his front paw then dives into a nearby stream and swims away as fast as he can.
Ash: aawww Misty you let it get away!
Misty: like you would have done any better? they begin to argue again and everything returns to normal.
Biomon:
SAURA!!!!
Biomon is flying over a forest like area and trying to find her partner.
Matt: Biomon is that you?
Biomon: O hi Matt (comes in for landing) Have you seen Saura?
Matt: No I haven’t even found gabumon.
Biomon: well I think I saw something like a city over there maybe we should head for that
Matt: we don’t have anywhere else to be.
in yet another part of the forest (hey forests are about all the pokemon world has ok)
Gabumon:
MATT!!!!!
Gabumon is walking around looking for his partner also but with just as much luck as any of the others. Gary drives by in his car and sees gabumon.
Gary: (not even bothering to check his pokedex) stand back girls this looks like a rare one and I’m gonna get it.
Cheerleaders: OOOOO GO GARY!!!!
Gabumon: hey what’s all that racket?
Gary: well might as well use the one it looks like.... Nidorino GO!!!!
Nidorino: nido
Gabumon: have we met?
Gary: Nidorino horn attack!
Gabumon get knocked back into a tree
Gabumon: Hey!!! Blue blaster!!!!
Nidorino gets knocked back and its horn sticks into a tree.
Gary: Ugh oh
Gabumon runs forward and punctures one of garys tires before disappearing into the woods.
Gary: well.. at least I always carry a spare. another puncture sound is heard followed by the footsteps running away again and the sound of fuel pouring on the ground.
Gary: Sigh.... but I don’t have a spare fuel tank on me.
In the woods again
Tentomon:
SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! OR AT LEAST JAPANESE!!!!!!
Caterpie: Pi catter catter, pi Caterpie (catter pi pi) Caterpie.
Tentomon: What on earth are you talking about!!!!
in a field somewhere.
Tai: hey Izzy where are all of the others?
Izzy: I don’t know .... I didn’t set the targeting correctly so we were all sent to random locations. Fortunately ours were in close proximity to each other.
Tai: Ugh ya of course..... can you find the others?
Izzy: Only by going and looking for them.
Tai: well lets do that then.
They wander off and eventually come to a city
Izzy: well it looks like this isn’t earth but at least its similar.
They hear some noise and then walk into a pokecenter where they find Gomamon sitting on the counter holding a very scared nurse Joy by neck.
Gomamon: (in a very angry and frustrated voice) YES I KNOW I TALK WILL YOU PEOPLE QUIT BEING SO SCARED OF THAT!!! Look let me catch you up. I have been attack by 5 different group of people in like the last 20 minutes for no reason and a couple of them tried to stuff me into one of these!
Gomamon produces a Pokeball from somewhere and throws it into a garbage can with a loud clanging noise.
Gomamon: (still angry but getting calmer) and all I want is a sanctuary! DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?
Tai: Gomamon what are you doing?
Gomamon: (in his normal tone of voice) o hi guys. Hold on a second I’m kind of busy.
Izzy: ummm ok
Gomamon: (angry voice again) well lady??
Nurse Joy: Gag ugh well I guess you could stay here.
Gomamon: (Completely back to normal voicewise) ok thank you (releases grip) o and what about them (gestures to Tai and Izzy)
Nurse joy: well we have some spare rooms.
Gomamon ok well I guess we’ll come back later have a nice day!
Tai: what was that about?
Gomamon: I’ve had a bad day, ok..... Have you seen Joe anywhere.
Izzy: no your the only other one we’ve seen
Tai: well lets get going
in yet another wooded area.
Agumon
is looking for Tai but so far all he found was Patomon who is looking for
TK they do however
run into Matt and Biomon. who then proceed to wander the immense forest. not
much happens.
Saura finally wakes up after landing on her head after she came out of the portal. she reflects that even though the others may not understand you never know when a good helmet can come in handy. Without it that fall may have been fatal. she hears some people talking up ahead and since they obviously aren’t trying not to be heard they must not be a threat.
Ash: I could of caught it if you hadn’t stopped me!
Misty: You wouldn’t know what to do you’d probably send out a fire type!
Brock: Will both of you stop that!
Saura: Um hello the three pokemon heroes finally notice the strange girl that entered the clearing. Brock immediately goes into "I’ve seen a girl" mode.
Saura: is something wrong with him.
Ash: no he’s fine.
Saura: his face is turning purple.......
Misty: Just try to ignore him.
Saura: Ugh have you guys seen some odd animals around here?
Ash: Well there was that weird Seal thing.
Saura: Gomamon?
Misty: (nervous) Ugh is he yours?
Saura: EEWWW what’s that big blue thing on your head!!(pointing to anime sweat drop)
Misty:(Scared) WHAT!?!?!
Saura: OUCH that sweat drop when away but one of those line things coming out of your head poked me the eye!
Misty: (angry) ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY HEAD!!!
Saura: AAAHHH when you yelled your head got huge!!!!!!!
Ash: what’s going on here?
Saura: I’m out of here!! runs off into woods
Brock: Would somebody tell me what just happened?
Joe landed relatively safely and made it to the town. he was walking around when he heard Gomamon yelling at somebody. he goes to meet them shortly after Tai, Izzy and Gomamon leave the building named “pokecenter” for some reason. later they wait in the town and everybody shows up in a matter of hours. Then they get their facts straight.
Izzy: these people seem to be used to having monsters running around I wonder why?
Gomamon: its cause they carry them in those little red things on their belts.
Joe: What? How do they fit?
Gomamon: Not very comfortably.
Saura: How did yo-
Gomamon: don’t ask. although I think they own the monsters but in the wild they are fair game for catching.
Tai: why do you say that?
Gomamon: well while I was out by myself I got attacked 5 different times in a short period. But ever since I’ve been with you guys nobodies given me a second look.
Gabumon: Ya some other guy try to attack me too.
Patomon: gee I’m glad I found you guys before I met them.
Tai: well what are we going to do here?
Izzy: I’ve almost got the specifications for a transport back and I think I know how to make it more stable..... but I don’t know the location I need to get us back to earth. I mistook this place for earth because they were similar I didn’t really find it. sorry.
Gomamon: (muttering) well I’d like a chance to give those guys a piece of my mind.
Gabumon: me too
Joe: well couldn’t that be dangerous?
Saura: were in a city full of people its not like we’re going to get killed without anyone noticing. also if everybody carries these monsters they obviously don’t just use them for self defense.
Mimi: what about that poster over there?
All: what?
Mimi the one that says "pokemon" right under "official" and above "Tournament" what’s pokemon mean??
Izzy: Maybe they call them pokemon here?
Tentomon:
well I don’t even think we’re the same thing or at least digimon are
smarter. Just try
having a conversation with one of them!
Patomon: Is that where you were for the past couple of hours?
Tai: Well I think we should check this contest thing out.
They examine the poster and follow the directions to a large arena like area. they watch a few battles.
Tai: Do you think we should try?
Joe: what if somebody gets hurt?
Izzy: I’ve been observing and I think that’s what that "pokecenter" is for. They should have adequate care for digimon.
Gomamon: Don’t be a spoilsport Joe!
Matt: Is it just me or are you a little too excited about this?
They examine a brochure and read on how a battle works and the different elemental types and such. They decide to have one person go forward and call out the digimon because you need to have more than one battler to have a chance and they couldn’t have all of them out at the same time by the arena thing.
Tai: Ok here goes.
Other trainer: Polywhirl! GO!
Tai: (muttering) Polywhirl Polywhirl (flips through informative brochure) ok water and fighting yada yada. ok. Tentomon go!
other trainer: Polywhirl Water gun!
Tai: go for it Tentomon
Tentomon: Super Shocker!
The battle Doesn’t take very long. Tentomon wins. It goes rather the same with the other pokemon. Patomon beats Ratata. Agumon beats oddish excreta. Tai well we actually made it to the final round good work!
digi’s: Thanks
Announcer person: "The final battle is between the newcomer Tai" (whatever the heck his last name is kamayo or something) "and Ash Katchum."
Gomamon: hey its one of those guys!
Ash: Hey misty isn’t that the Seal thing you tried to catch?
Brock: Maybe there’s more of them.
Misty: (nervous) Or maybe I tried to catch another trainers pokemon
Gomamon: let me try this one please!
Ash: Charizard go!!!!!!
Tai: Gomamon go!
Gomamon: ummm maybe I jumped into this one.
Ash: Charizard Flame-thrower!!
Joe: Look out Gomamon!!!!
Gomamon digivolves to ikukumon (if that’s how you spell it)
Ash: Hey it evolved!
Ikukumon defeats Charizard with a couple torpedoes.
Ash: Charizard return
Gomamon devolves back to his normal state.
Announcer: Well folks this is a show you will not soon see again. This reverse evolving tactic is new and nobody knows how or why it is happening. Also we have just received word that the newcomers pokemon are so rare they are not on record. the rest of the battle proceeds the same way. one by one the digimon digivolve and beat ashes pokemon.
Misty: do you think he’s cheating?
Brock: How could he? The rules don’t say anything about his tactics because nobody knew they existed until now!
later.
Tai: well we might as well go spend this award money before we get back.
Mimi: On what clothes?
Saura: some spare outfits may be useful but we may want to spend the rest on practical things.
Tai: Like what...... food?
Joe: no we would just use that up and we know how to get food in the digiworld anyway.
all: hrmmm
after going out and getting practical things such as cold weather clothes, pocketknives, a small ax, a length of rope and some more first aid gear. They were however unable to find a single tent. They also buy some of the potion things that come in little spray bottles hoping they might help the digimon.
Then after a quick stop at a pokecenter with a very Jittery Nurse Joy they are ready to return to the digiworld. Izzy types the program up on his laptop and only one portal appears and grows in a controlled rate and they all step through...... Just as ash and group come around the corner.
Ash: I still think he cheated!
Brock: second place isn’t half bad. You could have done much worse. Besides your lucky to be in the contest at your age.
Misty: Ya Ash cheer up! a car begins to approach slowly. Ash Misty and Brock see Gary sitting in the drivers seat and 6 tired cheerleaders pushing from behind.
Gary: Hi Ash’ey boy! Did I miss anything?