Jessi fell from the sky and onto some sort of large, orange, annoying creature. It was singing some stupid song. She started to sit up as James, Meowth, and Pikachu, that annoying kid, Ash, and his stupid friends fell on top of her.
"Well, if it isn't one set of people ruining your day, it's another. Uh-huh-huh."
"What are you?"
"I am Etemon. Uh-huh-huh."
"Is that so? Well…"
"Prepare for trouble."
"And make that double."
"To protect the world from devastation."
"Not again," muttered Ash.
"To unite all people's within our nation."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love."
"Don't they ever get tired of saying that?" interjected Misty.
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
"Jessi!"
"James!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight."
"Come on, let's get outta here," said Brock, pushing Ash and Misty towards the door.
"Meowth, that's right!"
"Hey! They're leaving!"
"Not before we get Pikachu!"
"Oh, come on, like you could ever! I swear, give up already!
"He's right! We should just give up now!"
"Shut up, James!
"Well, that has to be the worst theme song ever. Uh-huh-huh."
"Oh, like you could do better?"
"I bet I could. Uh-huh-huh."
Etemon launch's into his musical number. Ash and his crew and Gary all cover their ears and run away from Team Rocket and Etemon.
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Five hours later, both Etemon and Team Rocket are tuckered out. They've been singing their theme songs since they got there. Suddenly, there's a bright flash of light, and Team Rocket disappeared.
"I won. Uh-huh-huh."