What If?
This section is dedicated to make you laugh! (Well at least, its the goal) This What If? & They'd Never Say This... page will be full of quotes and theories about Digimon the Anime. So if you think you have something to send, send it! No bad words! Only clean funny messages. Thank you LunarR5488@aol.com for coming with this idea and submitting your ideas!
MagnaAngemon- What's my name?!
Kari- "Digi.....what? Monsters aren't real!
Gatomon -All hail DemiDeviMon the ruler of evil digimon when Myotismon's not
around!
Gatomon- "Anyone else in the mood for a catnap?"
Joe-Let's go jump off a cliff!
Joe-Books are for nerds
Joe- "Anyone in the mood for some bungee jumping?"
JOE:LETS SKATEBOARD DOWN A HILL OF MOLTEN LAVA!
Joe - Let's go sky diving!!
"Can you please stop tormenting the deranged clown?" -Joe
Gomamon-Joe, stop being so rush rush rush!
Izzy-I give up.I'll never solve this puzzle
Izzy- "I've got no idea, ask
someone else."
Izzy: Tai, my laptop is frozen could you give it a couple of good wacks?
Izzy- "Tai, could you help me with this math question, I can't figure it
out."
IZZY:WHERE IS THIS MAIL COMING FORM ,SPACE?!?
Izzy-Joe can you help me turn on my computer?
Joe-Just pres that swich.
Izzy-What swich?
Joe-The one on your computer.
Izzy-Thanks Joe.
Kabuterimon (To get this joke you need to know what "Teri Don" is)
Izzy: Tentomon hurry up! Let's get to the Japanese Restaurant before the
others!
Tentomon: I want chicken teriyaki, YUM!
Tai: Let's eat!
Tentomon: Umph, umph Um YUM! OMF... TENTOMON DIGIVOLVE TO...
KABUTERIDON!
Sora- "I think I'll try football because I'm so sick of soccer."
Sora:I'm sick of wearing pants every day, I think I'll wear a skirt tomorrow.
Hmmm...a pink skirt would match Biyomon's feathers.
Biyomon:Oh that would be nice Sora!
Mimi:Please Sora, I'm begging you, don't ever mention pink again cause' you'll just make me sick!
Palmon:I don't think any of us would like that!
Biyomon-Pidgo!
Biyomon- "Sora, stop being such a worry wart."
Matt- I agree with you on that
Matt - I think I'll get my hair cut
Gabumon-Arf Arf!
Gabumon- "Mimi, do you know whats in the latest fashion? I really
don't like my wardrobe."
Mimi- "I'm sure tired of the color pink"
Mimi- "Sure, I was listening to you guys
through the whole discussion."
Mimi- "I'm going out to buy some more cloths; black gothic cloths
because I'm soooooo sick of pink!"
MIMI:I HATE BEING STUCK INSIDE ! CAN WE GO ON A LONG HIKE?!?
Mimi- Oh, I love you all! It doesn't matter how we look, it's how we are
inside, Remember! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Mimi - I think I'll take the...Green dress...
Mimi had seen a (fake) shopping mall, all the other
Digimon were weak (except Palmon), and Sora Yelled,"You've got to make Palmon digivolve!"
"Pal-what?"
"I'm sick of pink, lets try grey!" -Mimi
Palmon-Bulba....SAUR!
Palmon:poison ivy!(scratch scratch)
Palmon- "Palmon digivolve to... what was that again?"
Patamon-Pika Pika!
Tai-Sora I hate you
Tai say- " Aw, that Digimon's
just too tough. I guess we won't challenge it."
Tai- "Joe, help me, there's a mean digimon and he won't leave me alone!"
Tai-"I'm sorry about the fight Matt"
"We should think this through first..." -Tai
Agumon-Cranberry Sweet potatoe blast!
AguMon-Charmander char!
Agumon: Hmm...
Tai: What's wrong?
Agumon: Watermelon... Agumon digivolve to........ Greymon!
Tai: What the...
Greymon: Big watermelon... yum yum...
Tai: I forgot. Your favourite food is watermelon!
Agumon- "Nasty smelling fish breath!"
Veggiemon: Eat me! Eat me!
Demidevimon-Gatomon I think your cute
Myotismon-Okay all my lil' evil digimons you all get a payment for working
for me!
MYOTISMON: WHAT A CARRIGE HOW BOUT A JAGURA LX220!?!
Myotismon: AHH! A koromon! (faints and dies)
Myotismon: Forget fighting, lets all play tag.
What If?What if Etemon and Devimon are back for revenge in Mega forms??
What if Myotismon had bitten one of the DigiDestined??
What if Mimi bought a non-matching set of clothes??
What if TK broke the Digi-Egg with Angemon in it?
What if Kari gave her cold to Tai and both of them weren't able to come to the camp?
What if Joe wasn't there to warn them not to do dangerous things?
What if the prophecy was wrong?
What if Izzy never got his crest back from Vademon?
What if during the fight with Elecmon in Primary Village, Patamon had actually digivolved? Now that would be cool.
What if Tai never got back into the digiworld?
What if there was no other way to get past the gate that goes into the real world?
What if Tai never found his clothes in "Subzero Ice Punch"???
What if Mimi had actually gone through the wrong gateway in "All In The Cards" and she turned out to have Palmon's skin and Palmon would have Mimi's skin? Ewww....
What if Gatomon never met up with Wizardmon? Then they will never of met each other and probably she wouldn't know that she was Kari's Digimon.
They Have Digimon Cards!