July 12th, 2002

THE GOOD

" Ok Jason saved the day and rescued not only Liz, but Zander too. Geez how many times has Zander been either blown up, beaten up, shot at, or whatever. He spends more time in GH; he should have his own room by now. But I am glad he is all right, after all he did get Slizzie thru a rough time. Oh that’s right Lizzie made it and she’s fine. I guess this is good. Well I guess it’s good that Courts is safe and uninjured and of course we knew that AJ would be. We all know where this is going and it will be in my “Bad” section because I hate what is going to happen next. The Photo Shoot- Ok I don’t pretend to know a lot about these things but I agree with Gia I wouldn’t want a guy just grabbing me and trying to place me where I should be like some sort of rag doll. I would like him to tell me and then I would do it. Contrary to popular belief, some models can think for themselves, they aren’t all dumb ass bimbos. So you go girl, Gia…………….and slap that Photo guy silly. I was so glad that Lucky was there. He knows Gia and how to make her work. I like that Gia let everyone know that she wants Lucky there and in her words,

“I want you all to know Lucky Spencer. He's the man who makes me look good. It's about time Lucky got his picture in the paper, too.”

Nik get over your self and let Lucky do his magic on Gia. You are turning into a real idiot and it’s too bad because I used to really like you. I kind of like the idea that Roy is getting over on Sonny by buying Pier 52. It’s like he says Corinthos can’t tell him what to do and he got this legitimately and he can do what he wants with it. But of course there is that small part of me that is screaming inside to get out, what is Roy really up to and that he is not the same person he was a few months ago. Whatever is going on no one, and I say no one gives you a million dollars without an agenda. Can’t wait to see what it is. Kind of think Roy already knows and he is not the Roy we thought he was. Lol the only good thing to come out of this is that naturally the Flea being the ditz that she is getting involved and hopefully will end up on the wrong end of the deal. Cmon now, most of you out there wouldn’t mind if she ended up sleeping with the fishes.

 

THE BAD

You know I used to really like Nik but he is acting more like a Cassadine every day. I’m not too happy with the fact that he has taken over Gia’s career and is making decisions for her left and right without her knowledge. But getting her involved with this so-called diva photographer was a real bad move. I don’t pretend to know a lot about the fashion industry but I don’t think most professional photographers need to have to grab their models and try and put them into position, like they’re some kind of rag doll. Like Gia said, “Tell me what you want me to do and I will do it but don’t touch me again”. You go girl. But Nik interfering wasn’t necessary and he is really getting on my last nerve. Oh Sarah what an idiot you really are. Didn’t even look around when you threw those roses out to see who was watching you? Gee too bad Lucky caught you “rose-handed”. I understand sibling rivalry but I think you are taking things a bit too far. You seem to have a real problem when it comes to Sliz. Maybe you need to have a talk with Dr. Gail Baldwin. I really felt for Carly when she was in the next cubicle and had to listen to Alexis’s baby’s heartbeat. Now I know if things were reversed Carly would be throwing this in Alexis’s face. But I still feel for her and understand her pain. Skye/Jax/Edward, what can I say about this whole debacle. First of all Skye I really thought you were smarter then this. Now I know you have this trust & insecurity thing going on, but even you know that you can’t trust slime ball Edward. He’s playing on your emotions and you’re buying right into it. Too bad, because I really believe Jax cares about you but it looks like you are about to screw things up, again. At one time I would have suggested going to your mom for advice, but since we found that Rae is a phony and not a real licensed therapist that probably wouldn’t be a good idea. Well maybe you can join Sarah and go see Gail. But I wouldn’t waste any time if I were you, or your next place of residence may be Ferncliff. Ok, now I said before that Courtney wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed but this whole stripping thing is getting me to think she’s not even in the shed. Let’s review the chain of events here. AJ, plowed to the gills smashes his family’s car into a strip joint, completely demolishing the outer wall and just missing running down any customers who were in the club. He then proceeds to use his name to prevent the club owner, our Billy Clyde Tuggle look alike from calling the police and he takes off with Courtney. Courtney later returns to the scene of the crime, tries to bargain with the owner not to call the police promising to work off the damages, of around $18,000 with the money she makes at Kelly’s. When faux Billy tells her the only way she can pay him off is by stripping Courtney is appalled and says no way. He gives her 24 hrs. to make her choice. Now what is wrong with this picture? Hello Courtney? In 24 hrs. AJ will be sober; there will be no proof that he was drunk when he drove into the wall and thus no dui, and no jail time. But does Courtney think of all this? Nooooooo she believes she has no choice, and as last we saw she’s ready to go on stage and bare all. Can’t wait till next week to see how it all comes out or off. What’s it going to take for AJ to wake up and deal with his real problems? I’m reminded of something he told Courtney right before the accident.

“I realize the family dynamic is -- is strange and very difficult to understand. And when we're only dysfunctional, it's a good day. I guess the best way to describe it, Courtney, is that no matter what we say or do to each other, there's always something else going on underneath. As far as Jason’s concerned, well -- I don't know. Every time we're in the same room, it's like this chemical thing. I only had one drink. It was for effect. Come on, it's not as if I'm headed down the dreaded slippery slope. Ok? And look at the bright side. We got a car out of the deal, right?”

Well he was right about one thing it wasn’t a “dreaded slippery slope” it was just a brick wall. Which he seems to keep running into, this last time literally. Now he’s got his wife working two jobs and he’s still sitting around just looking in the classifieds and feeling sorry for himself. I sure would like to see him turn everything around before he loses everything.

 

THE UGLY

Well in my humble opinion nothing could be uglier then the thought of Ned and Kristina as roommates. YUCK, YUCK and triple YUCK. I love Ned dearly but when he said he couldn’t think of anything better then her moving in with him I wanted to pop him one. What are you thinking? Well I guess that’s the problem he’s not thinking with the right head. Well hopefully this is going to be a very short-term arrangement. Now if you’re listening Bob, things seem to be improving and I guess that has something to do with you. I have to admit I’m glad you’re back but I hope you have other plans for these two. In other words “GET RID OF HER ASAP” and that is definitely my humble opinion!

 

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Well here I am again. Just when you all thought it was safe in the land of soaps. It's been a while but I'm reviving my "gbu"s" once again. I really do enjoy doing them but it's going to take me a while to get back on track. Consider the next couple ones trial runs. Hopefully they'll get a little better each time.
There's a quote from the site EYE ON SOAPS which I saw and it so says how I feel about doing these.
EYE ON SOAPS GOLDEN RULE: "If it's not fun, it doesn't get done".
So I hope you enjoy them and as always all comments good, bad or ugly are welcome. Did I say that?

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