Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Magic Knight Rayearth



 
-If you get brought to another world, make sure you have a couple of friends with you.

-Find out the whole story before jumping in.

-And don't worry if you don't- it'll all be clear after you kill a few people.(from Smartbeenr)

-Getting brought to another world guarentees at least one hottie love interest.

-Don't fall in love.

-Don't wonder if the only way you can be happy with your loved ones is in death.

-Tell your friends about any strange dreams you're having(not a problem for me, heh heh^^)

-And you might want to mention any strange illnesses you develop.

-Love your mecha.

-Believe in yourself. Believe in your friends. Believe it is good your cheeks are able to stretch, because you never know when you'll encounter a cheek-stretching contest.

-People in other worlds are named after cars.

-Cool people have dramatic capes or cloaks.

-Most people in other worlds have some kind of head gear.

-Guys that look pretty buff with armor on look pretty thin without it.

-Actually, most people in other worlds could benefit from gaining a couple dozen pounds.

-Women in other worlds never get cold, no matter how skimpy the outfit.

-Want a new outfit? Get yourself captured by the enemy.

-Your enemies are actually very nice people...

-In fact, everyone is.

-The especially spiffy ones always go bye-bye. And this is a lesson learned not only in MKR:(