Magic Knight Rayearth Gone Seriously Wrong! Um, this is what would happen if instead of Hikaru, Umi and Fuu, Emiri, Taira and Erika (webmistress and her friends) got swept away to Cephiro by some weird mix-up. By another weird mix-up, they still have the power of Magic Knights. Okay, so we’re nuts, but Emiri IS so much like Umi, and I AM a lot like Fuu and Erika IS the real world form of Hikaru, scary as it is. However, Erika loves cute and cuddly things, and I’m a teeny bit more obsessed with reading than Fuu, and I have a touch of Umi in me. And Emiri’s just a glutton. Anyway, ON WITH THE FANFIC!!! Chapter 1: The Birth of the Legendary Magic Knights! (I’m lazy right now, so let’s cut right to the part where we get summoned to Cephiro) "Please, help save our world……. Legendary Magic Knights………" *Erika, Emiri and Taira fall from the sky, screaming* Emiri: *flaps her arms violently* I’M A BIRD! I’M A BIRD! I’M A BIRD, DARN IT!!! Taira: I’m sorry, Miss Emiri, but you are not a bird. But meanwhile… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emiri: YES!! I’M A BIRD, DARN IT!!!!!" Erika: I agree with Taira- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *They all land on a big flying FISH* Emiri: *flaps her arms some more* Hey! It’s working! I’m flying! I’m a bird, a free bird, flying in the sky! Taira: Or rather, a flying fish. Emiri: What? I’m not a flying fish? *looks down* AAAAH! IT’S A FLYING FISH!! Erika: Wow! This is so cool! Look at how beautiful this place is! Emiri: COOL?!! Fish belong in only one place, and that’s on the dinner plate!! Taira: Oh look, we’re landing. Emiri: Good!! *They see Clef* Emiri: Whoa! It’s a short guy! He’d be kinda cute if I was five…. Or six… Clef: Um, actually, I’m 745. Emiri: Wow! It’s a short old geezer! *Everyone sweatdrops* Taira: Miss Emiri, I believe this man needs to tell us something. Clef: *ahem* Girls from another world- Emiri: WE’RE IN ANOTHER WORLD?!!!!! Really? Are we on Jupiter? Mars? Venus? I thought it was freezing and the air was poisonous on Pluto… Clef: No, we’re in Cephiro! Erika: Cephiro? Taira: Cephiro? Emiri: Cephiro? Never heard of it. This must be some kind of carnival trick or something. Clef: Aw, I don’t have time for this! BESTOW MAGIC!!!!! *Yeah yeah, they get all cool magic and stuff…. You know how it was* Taira: Oh my! Our *cough*BAKA STUPID UGLY*cough* school uniforms disappeared, then reappeared with armor! Emiri: Ya old lecher! You take our clothes off, then replace them with last-season armor? Clef: *goes bright red and turns around* *mumbles* I didn’t see anything… Emiri: You liar! Erika: What’s a lecher? Taira: *searches her pockets* Hmm, I wonder where it went… *whispers to Erika* Erika: Oh yeah, I have some! *hands something to Taira* Taira: *takes a huge piece of duct tape and tapes Emiri’s mouth shut* Emiri: MMM! MM! MMMMMM!!!!!!! Clef: Thank you. Anyway, this world is supported by a- Taira: A Pillar who is imprisoned by her High Priest who has incredibly long hair and lots of minions who we have to defeat to rescue the Pillar? Clef: Um… yeah. Emiri: MMM! MMMM! MMMM! Erika: Taira! Emiri’s breaking loose! Taira: Oh dear! We can’t have that happen! More duct tape, Miss Erika! Erika: *puts 50 more layers of duct tape over Emiri’s mouth* Emiri: MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clef: My name is Clef, and I just gave you magic. Taira: So do you have to take our clothes off every time we do magic? Clef: Of course not, it’s not like I’m gonna be around, it would be a waste of ti--- I mean, that’s a very silly question, Girl from another world or whatever your name is. Emiri: *points at Clef with a look that says, "I told you so"* Mmm! Mmmmm!!!! Taira: You really are an old lecher!!!! Erika: WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A LECHER IS?!!! Taira: Emiri, don’t tell her. Emiri: Mmm mm mm? MM MM MMM MM MMM!!!! Erika: I WANNA KNOW WHAT A LECHER IS!!!! Taira: Let’s just say, well, it’s like that old… geezer, as Emiri-san puts it. Erika: Ohhhh, so it’s a 745-year-old man? *Emiri, Taira and Clef all fall over* *Alcyone comes in on a big flying thingy* Clef: Well, so long, I have to go look at some more pretty gir--- I mean, I’ll keep off Alcyone, and you find Presea in the Forest of Silence! BEAST SUMMON!!! Alcyone: Ohohohoho! Taira: Whoa, look at that outfit! She’s gotta be Clef’s student! Emiri: *rips off duct tape, and starts to talk after a loud scream of "OW!!!!"* Hey, I’m supposed to say that! Taira: If we give you any more lines, you’ll be the only one talking this whole time! Alcyone: Shut up, little girls, I’m about to kill you! Clef: NO! Alcyone: *gasp* Clef! Clef: Alcyone, I’d kill you right now, but your bust is too bi--- I mean, you’re a former student of mine and it wouldn’t be right. Emiri: Why don’t you just let it out Clef. You’re a pervert. Erika: Pervert? Lecher? Nobody ever tells me ANYTHING! Emiri: Erika, you’re too innocent for your own good. *Zagato suddenly turns Clef into stone for no apparent reason* Erika: Oh no! Clef! I wonder if he’s all right! Emiri: Who cares?!!! Taira: Miss Emiri! I know how you feel, but it just isn’t nice to say things like that! Emiri: And since when do YOU call us "Emiri-san" and "Erika-san"? Taira: Why, I don’t know. It must be this Cephiroan air! Emiri: Cephiroan? Isn’t that Cephirian? Erika: I would think it was Cephirese. Taira: Whatever. Erika: *cough* Anyway… I wanna help Clef! I want magic! Emiri: Tough. Erika: *glares at her* Teddy Bear… ARROW!!!!! Emiri and Taira: THAT’S your magic? *Erika shoots teddy bears really fast at Alcyone and blows her away* Erika: *plucks a teddy bear from the passing throng* Ooh! He’s so CUTE! I think I’ll name him George! *Emiri and Taira fall over* Taira: Anyway, let’s go to the Forest of Silence and find Miss Presea!