What a perfect chisel He's gonna make me sizzle Won't ever have to listen I know that I'll be smitten Features of Adonis So perfect I'm astonished Hair that's never mussy He never will be fussy Just a perfect hubby He never will get chubby I'll talk in endless chatter He'll smile and it won't matter What a fine creation He'll always be clean shaven I'll never have to feed him Or worry if he's cheatin So Myrtle what you thinkin I see your eyes are blinkin Need no explanation See your heart is aching Just put in your order Shouldn't take much longer I know this is my mission This man is worth a million. ~ Francine Pucillo ~ ©used with permission