1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. foot  house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spay hair spray on dust bunnies and run  over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year-old's  voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you  hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to  rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It  is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20X20  foot room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the  ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball  a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet  flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid  mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year-old  can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they  can only do it in the movies.

10. A magnifying glass can start a  fire even on an overcast day.

11. Certain Lego's will pass through  the digestive tract of a four-year-old.

12. Play Dough and  Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

13. Super  glue is forever.

14. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

15. Pool filters do not like  Jell-O.

16. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

17. Garbage bags do not make good  parachutes. 18. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

19. You probably do not  want to know what that odor is.

20. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

21. Plastic  toys do not like ovens.

22. The fire department in Austin, Texas has a 5-minute response time. ~author unknown Austin mother~