I was working in the barn late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
My turkey's feathers began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
(he did the trot) He did the turkey trot
(he did the trot) It was a barnyard smash
(he did the trot) It caught on in a flash
(he did the trot) He did the turkey trot
From my tractor seat in the barnyard east
To the master bedroom where the wife was asleep
The turkeys all came from their humble abode
To get into the turkey trot mode
(they did the trot) They did the turkey trot
(they did the trot) It was a barnyard smash
(they did the trot) It caught on in a flash
(they did the trot) They did the turkey trot
The turkeys were all having fun
The turkey trot party had just begun
The guest list included Butterball
When he arrived, all the hens squalled..
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sound
Rover on chains backed by his baying hounds
Col.KFC was about to arrive
With his vocal group The Gobble Me Five
(they played the trot) They played the turkey trot
(they played the trot) It was a barnyard smash
(they played the trot) It caught on in a flash
(they played the trot) They played the turkey trot
Out from his roost, Rooster's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He cocked his head and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my White meat Twist?"
(it's now the trot) It's now the turkey trot
(it's now the trot) And it's a barnyard smash
(it's now the trot) It caught on in a flash
(it's now the trot) It's now the turkey trot
Now everything's cool Rooster's part of the band
And my turkey trot is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this trot was meant too
When you get to my door tell them Tommy sent you
(then you can trot) Then you can turkey trot
(then you can trot) And do my barnyard smash
(then you can trot) You'll catch on in a flash
(then you can trot) Then you can turkey trot
