~*~DISCLAIMER! Okay, this story is thoroughly messed up. I shouldn't even have to say that it is fake, and it is, believe me! I couldn't imagine Hanson, especially Tay, ever acting like this. However, this story was written between the hours of 2:30 am and 3:30 am. We were all kinda tired and very crazy! Also, you should know that it is seperated into chapters! I wrote only the first one! The second one was written by B.J. (the total bitch!), third by Tina, a friend! THANX!~*~
CHAPTER 1:
"An undescribable butt!" Taylor exclaimed as he gazed at the computer screen. "They are so right. This," he pointed to his rear and looked at Ike and Zac, "is a work of art! You should be esteemed to even know me!"
"Let your head get any bigger, and it'll explode," Ike said, rolling his eyes. "And further more, I'd be even more esteemed if I didn't know you, because then I wouldn't have to worry about a brother who thinks he has an interesting ass."
"Those girls are full of crap!" Zac stated, laughing. He glanced at the computer screen and pretended to throw up.
Ike and Zac both climbed into thier beds. "I'm going to sleep," said Ike, surpressing a yawn. "When your...um...finished looking, turn off the computer."
Tay nodded absently. His eyes were glued to the screen. Yeah, those girls were definitely right. He smiled to himself, looking down at the enticing meat. He had something to be proud of!
CHAPTER 2:
Taylor flipped on the bathroom light. he walked over to the mirror, trying to look at his butt. He smiled again. Pulling down his pants, he looked at his butt, covered by a pair of boxers. "I'm beautiful!" he laughed.
Taylor ran out of the bathroom and grabbed the polaroid camera. Ran back to the bathroom, dipped his pants once more, and clicked two pictures.
"I'm going to email these pics to that girl," Taylor decided. "But I have to do it while Ike and Zac are still sleeping.
Taylor grinned. He clicked the send button on the screen. "There," he muttered with satisfaction. That oughta do it."
CHAPTER 3:
"OH MY LORD, LISSY, SARAH COME HERE!" Nora screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What is your glitch?" Melissa asked, looking at Nora like she thought she was going to sprout another head.
"I...just got...an...an email...from...Hanson."
"Nora, you are such a liar!" Sarah cried, returning to the note she was writing.
"Come see for yourself." Lissy and Sarah both walked over and viewed the pictures.
"Nora, I finally believe you," Lissy said. "Taylor does have an ass!"
"He sure does," replied Sarah, laughing. She grinned. "Nora, Taylor Hanson just sent you a picture of his butt. What more could you want?"
Lissy laughed. "A lot more, Sarah. "She WANTS Tay!"
"I do NOT!" Nora protested. "Well. Maybe a little."
"Soooo," said Lissy.
"So what?"
"Are you going to write back or not?"
Nora tunred to her keyboard and tapped out a reply.
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Taylor recieved the message an hour later. Reading it, he had to smile. The he dragged his undescribable butt into bed, and fell asleep with a smile playing his delicate lips.
THE END!
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