•-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
•-Save the Whales. Collect the whole set.
•-A day without sunshine is, like, night.
•-Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
•-On the other hand, you have different fingers
•-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
•-Back up my hard drive? How do I put it into reverse?
•-I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
•-When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
•-Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
•-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
•-I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
•-He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged
•-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misqouted, then used against you
•-I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
•-Pardon my driving, I'm reloading
•-Despite the cost of living, do you notice how it remains so popular?
•-Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool
•-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
•-He who laughs last, thinks slowest
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